Last One to Post Wins

[Not so ancient mariner]

the merc has blacked out windows and the sunstrip reads Kev and beatch ,actually

the only downside is the merc is a tad understated

My favourite sunstrip wording was one I saw in a small sports car in Chippenham about 30 years ago.

Above the drivers seat was 'Julie' and above the passenger seat was 'p.r.n' (which for those who don't know, is medical shorthand for 'as required'.

[Silver_Shiney]

Good evening, losers and other has-beens. This is your leader squeeking

[Not so ancient mariner]

Aren't you going to say hello to me too?

P.S. 3 in 1 oil is great for getting rid of squeaks.

[Silver_Shiney]

Aren't you going to say hello to me too?

P.S. 3 in 1 oil is great for getting rid of squeaks.

oh, alright.

Good evening, losers, wannabees and other has-beens. This is your leader squeeking.



Happy now?

Besides, I prefer WD40

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good morning all. Ready for another day of friendly banter and witty repartit?






Sorry to say, but here at least, you'll probably be disappointed

[Silver_Shiney]

Greetings, one and all

[qbman1]

Am I one....or all ?

[Silver_Shiney]

Am I one....or all ?

or both?

[qbman1]

all.....or nothing ?

[Silver_Shiney]

I'll go for "all" - after all, DK's buying!

[Not so ancient mariner]

No HK today?

[Silver_Shiney]

no Bat, either, by the look of things - typical, skiving off when it's his round...

[qbman1]

I have it in the back of my mind that they had a date......!

[Dark Knight]

QB
you are correct
we had a date..... in court, so that I can once ,for good and all, stop her stalking me and sending me pictures and video's of herself in various states of undress and in a myriad of odd "dress up" outfits ?????
the postman has also raised a formal complaint ,due to the sheer number of perfume soaked letter..eau de cell block 5, she insists on sending second class, every day
the judge is now deliberating if HK is a nutter or just a stalker or in fact a bit of a mental who should be in a dark ,padded cell , out of harms way

I will of course keep you all informed of the result

[qbman1]

I'm not happy about the prospect of having her incarcerated with other like-minded wierdos so perhaps we could adopt a "care in the community" approach and take it in turns to take her into our homes to show her the error of her ways and mould her to our will

[Dark Knight]

sorry QB
the judge's and the men in white coats's verdict is final.

[qbman1]

That's madness.....!

[Dark Knight]

almost what the judge said

[qbman1]

Where is the old gal anyway? I reckon she's off to the wholesaler stocking up with "Nigel Farrage for King" branded tat for the Germans

[Dark Knight]

she has flounced off ,after yet another failure at grooming one of the menfolk on here

[qbman1]

....or maybe she's auditioning to replace Posh in the re-formed Spice Girls as "wouldn't touch her with your's Spice" !

[Dark Knight]

Barge pole spice...has an odd ring to it, don't you think?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Barge pole spice...has an odd ring to it, don't you think?

Very odd.

[The Tinker]

I'm not happy about the prospect of having her incarcerated with other like-minded wierdos so perhaps we could adopt a "care in the community" approach and take it in turns to take her into our homes to show her the error of her ways and mould her to our will

Qb - I am not about to start taking work home with me - especially for a lost cause and if I find she has visited you - wa tch out

[Not so ancient mariner]

I'm not happy about the prospect of having her incarcerated with other like-minded wierdos so perhaps we could adopt a "care in the community" approach and take it in turns to take her into our homes to show her the error of her ways and mould her to our will

Qb - I am not about to start taking work home with me - especially for a lost cause and if I find she has visited you - wa tch out

If she has done, it'll be Mrs QB he really needs to watch out for!