Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

baboons dont wear clothes ....only southern monkeys do

[Not so ancient mariner]

...and where are they mostly found?

[Dark Knight]

what arses or southern monkeys?...pretty much the same places

[HK phooey]

What's a southern monkey when It's at home?

[Dark Knight]

monkeys that live in southern climates like baboons

[qbman1]

Strictly speaking, monkeys have tails so you may be mistakenly referring to Southern Apes as monkeys

[Dark Knight]

do all monkeys have tails? and do all apes not have tails

are you sure about this??

[HK phooey]

This is dross even by your low standards, try harder!

[Not so ancient mariner]

This is dross even by your low standards, try harder!

The 'Rock Apes' on Gibraltar are actually monkeys.

[HK phooey]

Notso, I don't want to hear about any more flipping monkeys or apes, ok? Now, tell a joke or something.

[Dark Knight]

A monkey is a primate of the Haplorrhini suborder and simian infraorder, either an Old World monkey or a New World monkey, but excluding apes and humans. There are about 260 known living species of monkey. Many are arboreal, although there are species that live primarily on the ground, such as baboons. Monkeys are generally considered to be intelligent. Unlike apes, monkeys usually have tails. Tailless monkeys may be called "apes", incorrectly according to modern usage; thus the tailless Barbary macaque is called the "Barbary ape".



cheers Wiki

Dross ?? how dare you convict !!!!!

[HK phooey]

It is dross and I'll bet you are an ex convict. I've seen your photo and you're very shifty looking

[Dark Knight]

i was never formally charged and it did not go to court...so nah nah nah

and if you can do any better on a Friday afternnon ....feel free

[Silver_Shiney]

Tinks, help, they've all gone mad......

[qbman1]

It's Friday and we're Stir Crazy Gromit , old lad

[Dark Knight]

cheeeeeeese

[HK phooey]

Why don't be talk about Corrie? Did you notice that Katie was darker than her friend who is actually black

[Dark Knight]

coz it is shite, watched by braindead cretins, who are too thick to find something else to do and it is a blatant stereotype of the fine northlands

[Silver_Shiney]

coz it is shite, watched by braindead cretins, who are too thick to find something else to do and it is a blatant stereotype of the fine northlands

It's not that good.....

[qbman1]

Bugger, she'll want to talk about that Come Prancing nosense next

[Silver_Shiney]

alright, alright, let her win... just keep this thread clean of Strictly PLEASE

[HK phooey]

Corrie is great! Cubie is Norris and the old bat is the evil David I have never stooped so low as to watch Strictly or any other programme where people ponce about with huge fake grins and tans.

[Dark Knight]

guffaw

how do you know about the fake tans and the even faker grins then...eh eh

[Silver_Shiney]

Corrie is great! Cubie is Norris and the old bat is the evil David

Does anyone have any idea what any of that means?

I have never stooped so low as to watch Strictly or any other programme where people ponce about with huge fake grins and tans.

I'm relieved to learn you have some redeeming features....

[qbman1]

Corrie is great! Cubie is Norris and the old bat is the evil David I have never stooped so low as to watch Strictly or any other programme where people ponce about with huge fake grins and tans.

Do they not have fake tans in that Corrie crap then - or is everyone north of Coventry really bright orange ?!

...and who the hell is Norris ?