Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

The girls is Corrie are all covered in fake tan, it's hideous. Cubie, Norris, your alter ego is the nosey little gossip who runs the newsagent's with Rita.

[Silver_Shiney]

The girls is Corrie are all covered in fake tan, it's hideous. Cubie, Norris, your alter ego is the nosey little gossip who runs the newsagent's with Rita.

newsagent?

Rita?



Come back, Dr Who, all is forgiven

[qbman1]

I like Dr Who !

[Dark Knight]

so do I
more realistic than the shite soaps that plague the telly

[qbman1]

...and the so-called "reality" shows. For God's sake, what's real about a bunch of tossers sitting around in a studio pretending to be a house or another bunch of tossers sitting around in a purpose-made studio set in the grounds of an Aussie hotel pretending to be a jungle ?!

[HK phooey]

Apparently there is now an equally shite show about drunken people in a chicken shop late at night. Why would anyone watch this rubbish?
Dr Who is brilliant, but I will miss Matt Smith, don't know if I'll be able to take to the new one and I hope he uses a proper voice and not his Scottish one.

[qbman1]

Why would anyone watch this rubbish?

Therein lies the key to the ills of the world.....

[Dark Knight]

HK
try getting Sky, there is a whole world of telly out there, that is not brain rotting reality dross or soaps or inane programmes aimed at the braindead masses
you never know you might just learn something as well as be entertained

[HK phooey]

I have got Sky you patronising p***ock.

[qbman1]

I haven't - we don't watch that much telly. You lot need to get an allotment, that will keep you occupied and healthy

[HK phooey]

P I L L O C K isn't a swearword!

[Dark Knight]

ooh don't some people get touchy when they are exposed as Kyle fodder

QB
we have a huge allotment. its called a supermarket

[qbman1]

Maybe, but our veg doesn't come in shrinkwrap and taste like cardboard

[Dark Knight]

true enough but mine isnt covered in manure and half eaten by slugs or pee'd on by cats and rabbits

[HK phooey]

A very interesting misuse of an apostrophe Batty, if I may be so rude

[Dark Knight]

dont care
cant be bothered
if you cant understand it...ask a teenager to translate it, youre obviously too old

[qbman1]

dont care
cant be bothered
if you cant understand it...ask a teenager to translate it, youre obviously too old

Therein lies the key to the ills of the world.....

[Dark Knight]

exactly cubie
a stunning use of no apostophes well done you

[qbman1]

It doesn't need any - were you off skool the day they did English ?

[Not so ancient mariner]

true enough but mine isnt covered in manure and half eaten by slugs or pee'd on by cats and rabbits

How do you know it hasn't been peed on by rabbits and/or sundry other wildlife - or for that matter the picker who spend hours in the fields?

[qbman1]

Because Mr Tesco says so I presume !

[Dark Knight]

i give up..............
my sarcasm is wasted on here, you are all idjits and I am tired of dumbing down, just so you can keep up


and btw it is not Tesco...you chav..its Waitrose

[qbman1]

and btw it is not Tesco...you chav..its Waitrose

Just bought some bananas from there - do you know they were nearly two and six each ?!

[Dark Knight]

i have no idea what the hell you are on about???

[Not so ancient mariner]

i have no idea what the hell you are on about???

You mean you were born after 15th February 1971?