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[HK phooey]

Hello Cubie, you've missed nothing, only the old bat banging on about France and Jeremy Kyle again. The little snob has gone to Waitrose today

[Dark Knight]

I am not little

[Silver_Shiney]

Looks like I've missed out on another morning of scintillating wit and wisdom

That's hardly surprising if you've been on this thread instead!

[qbman1]

nope you missed nowt, only HK denying she is a cheese eating surrender monkey ,who spends all day watching mind numbing soaps and Jeremy Kylie and for some odd reason , the mad old dear seems to think Birmingham is in Lancashire?
apparently she sees more of her relatives on JK than in real life??
how was your wekend matey, all veggies and flowers no doubt?

anywho it is lunchtime and waitrose came up trumps in the old butty department

You girlies - always squabbling !

Just about on the button for my weekend - managed to get a bit of digging done at the allotment and then planted my garlic and winter onions, put in some new plants at home, picked a shedload of veg and then ate them! At least I'll get a rest next weekend - we are off to stay with some cruising friends for a day or two.

Had my dinner already - a platefull of Parma with our own tomatoes and cucumber

[qbman1]

Looks like I've missed out on another morning of scintillating wit and wisdom

That's hardly surprising if you've been on this thread instead!

didn't say I was surprised - just bemoaning my lot, as usual

Morning Scanner Man

[HK phooey]

That's your lunch, not your dinner furball.

[Dark Knight]

dinner done, calling it lunch is pretentious and snobby
cheese and ham sarnie
bcon and chicken sarny
crisps
sausage and mash for tea , got some gourmet bangers from the farmers market at the weekend

[Silver_Shiney]

Looks like I've missed out on another morning of scintillating wit and wisdom

That's hardly surprising if you've been on this thread instead!

didn't say I was surprised - just bemoaning my lot, as usual

Morning Scanner Man

Good afternoon, dear sir.

[HK phooey]

Lunch eaten, calling it dinner is parochial, silly and wrong

[Silver_Shiney]

dinner done, calling it lunch is pretentious and snobby
cheese and ham sarnie
bcon and chicken sarny
crisps
sausage and mash for tea , got some gourmet bangers from the farmers market at the weekend

Calling it "luncheon" is pretentious and snobby.

I was brunged up proper, I know about these things

[Dark Knight]

pretentious snob
I bet you had a pre prandial

social climber

[HK phooey]

He's turned on you now Shiny chap!

[Dark Knight]

oops scanner man got in the way
that was directed at the C E S M from the frenchlands, who is taking lessons from the forum's resident parvenu and getting ideas above her station. Lunch, what a load of cobblers

[Silver_Shiney]

He's turned on you now Shiny chap!

I can handle it, dear heart.

pretentious snob
I bet you had a pre prandial

social climber

I very rarely have a pre-prandial. For that matter, I don't often have a post-prandial, either. And I gave up trying to climb the social scale many years ago after seeing some of the people who were already there. I'm choosy about who I keep company with. Which, of course, is why I'm here

[Silver_Shiney]

oops scanner man got in the way

That's par for the course!

Lunch, what a load of cobblers

mmm, quite fancy a beef cobbler right now....

[Dark Knight]

better the devil you know scannerous maximus
no point trying to climb the greasy pole, as you always end up with greasy hands and an unhappy pole

[Silver_Shiney]

better the devil you know scannerous maximus
no point trying to climb the greasy pole, as you always end up with greasy hands and an unhappy pole

there speaks the voice of experience and, as it's lunchtime and there are ladies present, we'll not explore that one any further.

[HK phooey]

Up your bum Batty, and btw there's no such thing as 'gourmet' sausages, you're still eating bits of eyeball and testicle.

[Silver_Shiney]

Up your bum Batty, and btw there's no such thing as 'gourmet' sausages, you're still eating bits of eyeball and testicle.

Thank you for sharing that

[Kendhni]

Up your bum Batty, and btw there's no such thing as 'gourmet' sausages, you're still eating bits of eyeball and testicle.

If that is what you are eating rather than the scrapings from the slaughterhouse floor, then that is the 'gourmet' variety.

[HK phooey]

Mon pleasure shiny

[Silver_Shiney]

You don't often grace us with your presence, Ken. Have you come down to see what the serfs and peasants are up to?

[Dark Knight]

cheese monkey
as you think the height of gourmet dining is road kill ,less than a month old and with not to much tyre damage, I doubt you would know gourmet food if it fell on your head ?
A dead seagull and a squashed ferret are not gordon blue you know

[Silver_Shiney]

DK, I keep offering to clothe her chickens in a nice, comforting lemon and honey sauce, but for some reason, my hospitality is rebuffed.

[HK phooey]

Hopefully Ken is here investigating my bullying report.