Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

....then not one of those blokes that looks all red in the face and uncomfortable in a DJ and keeps shoving two fingers inside his collar to try to loosen it and then whips the jacket off at the earliest opportunity and loosens the tie and undoes the top two buttions of his shirt....

Leave me out of this...

[Not so ancient mariner]

My, we have been a talkative lot today!

It's said you can't have quantity AND quality........ but I suppose it's nice to at least have one though..

[Dark Knight]

that would be you adding to the quantity then NOTSO?

[Silver_Shiney]

and me to the quality.

Obvious, innit!

[Dark Knight]

err not very, now you mention it

[Not so ancient mariner]

and me to the quality.

perhaps....infinitesimally so

[Silver_Shiney]

err not very, now you mention it

quiet there in the cheap seats

[Dark Knight]

yes NOTSO pipe down

[Not so ancient mariner]

Our shiney nosed friend was talking to you, Batty boy!

[Dark Knight]

no he wasn't

I am both quality and quantity, a rare combination granted ,but true nonetheless

[Not so ancient mariner]

no he wasn't

I am both quality and quantity, a rare combination granted ,but true nonetheless

I know a guy who can get you a job lot of halo polish (quality stuff - no rubbish) for a very reasonable price.

Interested?

[Silver_Shiney]

no he wasn't

Oh yes I was!

I am both quality and quantity, a rare combination granted ,but true nonetheless

rofl

[The Tinker]

Morning all x

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good morning Tinks, - and anyone else having a quiet lurk in the background.

[HK phooey]

Morning losers from a very sunny Isle of Wight. Oh how you wish you lived here too.

[HK phooey]

Where is everybody today? You can't be actually working can you?

[welshynurse]

I'm here! Supposedly preparing for an interview but this is much more fun

[HK phooey]

Nursie, this is many things, but fun isn't one of them!

[qbman1]

Where is everybody today? You can't be actually working can you?

Here I am and "yes", I am

[qbman1]

Nursie, this is many things, but fun isn't one of them!

You need to have a word with others of the female persuasion and explain why we are all here. Fun it ain't !!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Have you been to your favourite nurse for your flu vaccination yet?

[qbman1]

You mean the shelf-stacker at Sainsbury's ? No, I am booked in to be brutalised on Thursday morning on the way in to work and pay them £9.00 (with Nectar points) for the privilege !

[Not so ancient mariner]

The person who did mine informed me that a few months back the needed an operation because they had a screw loose (well 2 actually).

I hope I don't develop that problem.

[qbman1]

Bit late AM - you're already here, aren't you ?!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Well, I'm in good company.