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Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:13

Yep, the lunatics have taken over the asylum

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:18

Do all you old duffers have the flu jab? I'm far too young for that nonsense!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:21

I have to pay for mine

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:27

good afternoon peoples

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:28

Has one of the Orderlies just come in.....?

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:32

dunno, I would more expect a drunk and DISorderly. Which reminds me, where's the Bat today?

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:34

He's having some of his extra toes removed so will be in a very bad mood for the next few days, same as usual then

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:42

I wasn't aware that he suffered from polydactylism

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:46

He just suffers....!

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:47

I have that effect on people

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:47

Silver_Shiney wrote:
I wasn't aware that he suffered from polydactylism

Yep, apparently it's quite common in babies born in Birmingham.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:48

Isn't that Brumitis ?

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:50

I'm surprised it's not more common on the Septic Isle, given the inbreeding that necessarily goes on there due to the mainland's quarantine conditions.....

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:52

The pink eyes and webbed feet are well documented, Scanner Man

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:53

qbman1 wrote:
The pink eyes and webbed feet are well documented, Scanner Man

I thought the pink eyes were a result of refusing to eat fruit with meat...

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:54

Oi, shiny bloke, just because Cubie and the old bat behave like thugs, it doesn't mena you have to.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:55

Silver_Shiney wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
The pink eyes and webbed feet are well documented, Scanner Man
I thought the pink eyes were a result of refusing to eat fruit with meat...

Their idea of five a day is not the same as ours, chap

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:56

me, a thug??

Perish the thought, dear heart.

Still keeping migraine-free?

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 08 Oct 2013, 13:58

Despite all the abuse I have to put up with from you lot, yes!

I have taken to self harming with a cheese grater when I've been really upset though.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 08 Oct 2013, 14:02

HK phooey wrote:
Despite all the abuse I have to put up with from you lot, yes!

I am very pleased to hear it, HK. Migraines are no laughing matter.

HK phooey wrote:
I have taken to self harming with a cheese grater when I've been really upset though.

Oh, don't put yourself through the grater, dear lady, our teasing isn't that bad. Use it on the chickens, I'll get the hoi-sin and plum sauces out......

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 08 Oct 2013, 14:07

HK phooey wrote:
Despite all the abuse I have to put up with from you lot, yes! I have taken to self harming with a cheese grater when I've been really upset though.

Bet your feet are nice and smooth then

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Oct 2013, 14:21

Who was talking about feet - you should see her bum !

Unread post by **The Tinker** » 08 Oct 2013, 14:30

qbman1 wrote:
Who was talking about feet - you should see her bum !

Cubie - you should not be looking

Unread post by **qbman1** » 08 Oct 2013, 14:40

Can't miss it - whenever you sail out of Southampton it glows like a beacon - even outshines St Catherine's lighthouse !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 08 Oct 2013, 15:49

afternoon loonies and cheese eating surrender monkey
how's you lot today

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