Last One to Post Wins

[Not so ancient mariner]

Morning all. Looking for more witty banter and repartit? If so, you are probably in the wrong place.

[The Tinker]

Morning all. Looking for more witty banter and repartit? If so, you are probably in the wrong place.

Morning - off to work I go - play nicely everyone

[Dark Knight]

morning all
a few days hols for me
an a few odd jobs to do around the house
and then off to Germany for 4 days next week on business

[HK phooey]

Don't mention the war...unless you want to.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Don't mention the war...unless you want to.

No, in his line of business, he will be discussing the four-sprung duck technique.

[HK phooey]

I double dare him to do the funny walk.

[Not so ancient mariner]

I double dare him to do the funny walk.

Zey haf vays of making you valk!

[Dark Knight]

i am far to young to know what you are prattling on about...what war?

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning losers. I've got a big problem with my home PC, so apologies for not resuming the lead earlier.

[HK phooey]

Batty, it would do you good to spend less time watching rubbish like Strictly and turn on the History channel once in a while

[Not so ancient mariner]

Nah, he gave up studying history at school: - said he couldn't see any future in it!

[qbman1]

G'day girlies. Only here for a brief while today as we are whizzing off to do a flower demo t'other side of Leicester later

[Not so ancient mariner]

Batty, it would do you good to spend less time watching rubbish like Strictly and turn on the History channel once in a while

Maybe you could take him on a tour around Auschwitz and other notable places, take a look at a few battlefields in France (and get him some of the cheese he's always on about) then visit some other notable battle sites.

I recommend the 'Battle of the Atlantic'

[Dark Knight]

are you fossils still harping on about ancient history,

its the 21st century , you old giffers

[Not so ancient mariner]

are you fossils still harping on about ancient history,

its the 21st century , you old giffers

It is NOT 'ancient history'!! There are still people alive to day that suffered in Auschwitz and places like it!

"Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

George Santayana

[qbman1]

are you fossils still harping on about ancient history,

its the 21st century , you old giffers

Thought you were supposed to be doing something useful around the house. Never mind, I'm off to get ready for Leicester in a minute

[HK phooey]

You misheard him Cubie, he said he's going to do something useless around the house. Enjoy your flower arranging.

[Dark Knight]

calm down NOTSO
it was a throw away line nothing more

[Not so ancient mariner]

Memo to self: Nothing that Batty says is to be taken seriously!

[Silver_Shiney]

Memo to self: Nothing that Batty says is to be taken seriously!

except when he declares me to be the winner!

Good afternoon, everyone.

[Dark Knight]

dinner time over and I am full as an egg

[Silver_Shiney]

an' that's no yolk

All white?









(well, someone had to say it)

[Dark Knight]

please no chicken jokes

[HK phooey]

Batty, don't shout at Notso, it's not polite. It's not his fault that you are an unfeeling hedonist

[Dark Knight]

HK
I didnt shout, just keeping the peace, nothing more