Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

ahh forgot about Horlicks time

[Not so ancient mariner]

very quiet on here today?

Well Cubie didn't appear until lunchtime, and then HK wasn't there to wind him up, so there's your reason.

[Dark Knight]

I find it is often more civilised when the convict isn't around

[Silver_Shiney]

it's been increasingly quiet here around midday these last few days.

[Dark Knight]

it will be even quieter next week as from Tuesday I will be in Germany, so no posting at all

[Not so ancient mariner]

You mean certain people are in the pub having a liquid lunch?

[Not so ancient mariner]

it will be even quieter next week as from Tuesday I will be in Germany, so no posting at all

I've had emails from Germany before, so they must have the internet over there too!

[Dark Knight]

not taking me lap top, Notso, so no posting

[Not so ancient mariner]

As you frequently remind us, this is the 21st century, and therefore the ability to communicate via the internet is de rigeur for a business trip.

[Dark Knight]

will be taking me blackcurrant but no lappy, too much trouble

[Silver_Shiney]

What he really means, boys and girls, is that he acknowledges that I am the winner and there is no point in continuing, so why take the weight of a laptop when he can use the capacity to bring back cheap booze

[Not so ancient mariner]

Even if it ever transpires that you are the winner (I wouldn't hold my breath SS) DK would never accept it. However the second part of your reasoning is likely to be somewhat more accurate

[Dark Knight]

what he really means is
as there is no real competition on here, he can have a few days off, safe in the knowledge , he will still be triumphant upon his return

[Silver_Shiney]

what he really means is
as there is no real competition on here, he can have a few days off, safe in the knowledge , he will still be triumphant upon his return

I'm only having Monday and Tuesday off, but you're right about there being no real competiton here for me and that I'll remain triumphant.

[Not so ancient mariner]

In yer dreams!!


Good Morning to you, SS - and Guten Morgen to Batty

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning, Notso, and all my other dear friends here.

[Dark Knight]

morning inmates

Notso: are you doing german lessons?

if so what is German for , its not my round it's his, oh yes it is

[Silver_Shiney]

morning inmates

Notso: are you doing german lessons?

if so what is German for , its not my round it's his, oh yes it is

Ich möchte ein bier, bitte. mein Freund zahlt

[Dark Knight]

good old Goggle translate
should have tried it meself

[qbman1]

Usual load of old cobblers, I see. Morning girlies

[Dark Knight]

didn't know Notso and SS could make shoes
you learn summat new everyday on here

[qbman1]

Oh, yes.....they can be seen hammering away at their last every day !!

[Dark Knight]

I always knew they were lasties

[qbman1]

I suspect there is a limit to the number of cobbling puns we can wring out of this so I recommend we move swiftly on..........

[Not so ancient mariner]

morning inmates

Notso: are you doing german lessons?

Nein, Herr Fledermaus, Ich kann spreche ein bisschen Deutsch.