Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

ah I remember those Dickensian days
luckily we have moved up in the world and have inside plumbing

[Not so ancient mariner]

ah I remember those Dickensian days
luckily we have moved up in the world and have inside plumbing

So much for claiming to be only in your forties!

[qbman1]

I think it was a nod to the way he used to have to live in Derby

[Not so ancient mariner]

You could be on to something there!

[Quizzical Bob]

Now what's she rambling on about....?

It's for dunking.

[qbman1]

I use tea !

[Silver_Shiney]

ah I remember those Dickensian days
luckily we have moved up in the world and have inside plumbing

So much for claiming to be only in your forties!

eighteen-forties, evidently....

[HK phooey]

Can you lot not answer a simple question? Do you take a beaker of water to bed or don't you?

[Silver_Shiney]

No, I don't. I knew someone once who did, and it ruined the mattress.

[Quizzical Bob]

Can you lot not answer a simple question? Do you take a beaker of water to bed or don't you?

I use the toilet but it's not deep enough

[HK phooey]

You're a great big bunch of sods that never let me have any fun
QB, you dirty devil!

[qbman1]

What have I done now ? Nothing wrong with dipping me jammie dodger in a cup of rosy !

[Dark Knight]

silly people
my grandparents had an outside toilet , they lived in the North East, in Bedlington

HK
you need better material

[qbman1]

HK
you need better material

More absorbent, clearly !

[Dark Knight]

tenna lady perhaps

[qbman1]

Would have been handy when she went to see the Chippendales - not a dry seat in the house !

[Dark Knight]

is furniture exciting then?

[qbman1]

Mine isn't - I don't think DFS do exciting, do they ?

[Dark Knight]

cant take much to get HK excited then

[qbman1]

You can do wonders with an old beer crate and a bit of driftwood

[Dark Knight]

sounds like some crap, DIY programme

[qbman1]

Maybe, but half the Isle of Wight is furnished that way

[Not so ancient mariner]

Can you lot not answer a simple question? Do you take a beaker of water to bed or don't you?

Beakers are sooo 1960s!!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Can you lot not answer a simple question? Do you take a beaker of water to bed or don't you?

I saw the result of a survey recently.

40% of men wake up in the night to have a drink of water.

40% wake up because they need the loo.

20% wake up to go home.

[qbman1]

Merv - you been reading those dodgy mags again ? We've told you about that before !