Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

Is there a dress code for this spectacle I'm supposed to take part in and will I need my hair and nails done - don't want to look too silly

If Cubie's still got his luminous orange onesie from yesterday, maybe he'd lend it to you?

[HK phooey]

It's as quiet as an Arsenal appreciation club meeting here today. The children will have to go hungry again tonight

[Silver_Shiney]

It's as quiet as an Arsenal appreciation club meeting here today. The children will have to go hungry again tonight

wrong season for selling tat? Perhaps you should buy your stock on "sale or return"?

[HK phooey]

A lot of it is Shiny.

[Silver_Shiney]

so why must the children go hungry tonight? I understand you have at least two roast dinners walking about your back yard. I've got a nice recipe for honey and lem....... I'll stop there.

[HK phooey]

My poor Gordon is moulting at the moment, she looks like a plucked chicken

[Silver_Shiney]

well, that's one job the less in the preparation!

[HK phooey]

Gordon is a sentient being that we love, we shall not eat her no matter how many keyrings remain unsold.

[Silver_Shiney]

What about the other one - Degsy?

(by the way, haven't seen the monotonous mutineer around lately, it must be a fortnight since he came back from holiday)

[Jan Rosser]

Is there a dress code for this spectacle I'm supposed to take part in and will I need my hair and nails done - don't want to look too silly

If Cubie's still got his luminous orange onesie from yesterday, maybe he'd lend it to you?

No way SS it would clash with my hair

[HK phooey]

What about the other one - Degsy?

(by the way, haven't seen the monotonous mutineer around lately, it must be a fortnight since he came back from holiday)

My Degsy was cruelly murdered by a fox some months ago

[qbman1]

That's the natural order of things - even foxes have to make a living and hens were near the back of the queue when the braiins were dished out

[qbman1]

If Cubie's still got his luminous orange onesie from yesterday, maybe he'd lend it to you?

I am more than happy to make it available as it's clearly intended for entertainment purposes. Afraid there are just a few bloodstains from when I got a couple of questions wrong and it is still a bit wet from the water-boarding

[HK phooey]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/scie ... dlers.html

So up your bum!

[qbman1]

I don't have a very high opinion of toddlers either but at least you can eat chickens

[HK phooey]

Are you intelligent enough to lay an egg Cubie?

[qbman1]

No but I once knew a farmer who could do magic tricks - he turned sheep into a field !

[HK phooey]

I am actually shaking my head in despair at the naffness of that 'joke'

[Silver_Shiney]

I am actually shaking my head in despair at the naffness of that 'joke'

I wouldn't even waste good contempt on it.....


(Hi Cubie!! )

[HK phooey]

Looks like he's stomped off

[qbman1]

I'm saving my very best material for Mornin' All tomorrow

[Not so ancient mariner]

In the meantime, his cat has made a bolt for the door. Does that make him a blacksmith?

[Silver_Shiney]

No, it just means that I remain in the lead

[Not so ancient mariner]

but not for very long...

[Silver_Shiney]

long enough, mon ami