Last One to Post Wins

[Not so ancient mariner]

long enough, mon ami

about 10 minutes by my watch........

[Silver_Shiney]

long enough, mon ami

about 10 minutes by my watch........

have you changed the battery recently?

[Not so ancient mariner]

It is keeping perfect time thank you.

[Silver_Shiney]

Well, something's wrong, 'cos I'm still in front

[Ray B]

Don't think so.

Ray

[Silver_Shiney]

Don't think so.

Ray

try again, sir

[Jan Rosser]

Stop it children mummy is taking over so off to bed you naughty boys

[Silver_Shiney]

Stop it children mummy is taking over so off to bed you naughty boys

I thnk it is bit rude to call Ray and Notso "children" and "naughty boys", Jan.....

[The Tinker]

NOT attending a Speed Awareness Course !

Cubie - did you go out with an instructor for a drive? My colleague attended a course and they did this to show you what bad habits you had picked up. My colleague was paired with a 90year old man and he said it was the most terrifying hour of his life - even the instructor was shaking at the end of it

[Jan Rosser]

Stop it children mummy is taking over so off to bed you naughty boys

I thnk it is bit rude to call Ray and Notso "children" and "naughty boys", Jan.....

and you don't mind being called those names do you SS because it includes you - now off you go - no supper for you tonight

[Silver_Shiney]

and you don't mind being called those names do you SS because it includes you - now off you go - no supper for you tonight

How could your reprimand possibly include a sweet lovable person like me?

I am heartbroken, dear lady.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Well, you should be used to it by now!!

[Silver_Shiney]

Well, you should be used to it by now!!

huh!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Well, you should be used to it by now!!

huh!

Never mind, there's another day tomorrow...... Good night

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning chancers and welcome to another epic day of wind-ups, abuse, insults and failed attempts to dethrone me

[HK phooey]

Morning losers, I have an hour in the dentist's chair this morning so this could be my last post o

[Jan Rosser]

That could be an expensive hour

Enjoy

[qbman1]

NOT attending a Speed Awareness Course !

Cubie - did you go out with an instructor for a drive? My colleague attended a course and they did this to show you what bad habits you had picked up. My colleague was paired with a 90year old man and he said it was the most terrifying hour of his life - even the instructor was shaking at the end of it

No driving involved Tinks. We just sat in a "classroom" in a run-down building on the old Upper Heyford USAF base for 4 hours and were told all about speed limits, how to recognise them and why they are there. I think it was fairly low-key because we were all caught only just over the limit and clearly not deemed to be a major risk to the wider public !

[qbman1]

Morning losers, I have an hour in the dentist's chair this morning so this could be my last post o

Last time Mrs C went to the dentist she said "I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth out". He replied "Well, love, make your mind up before I adjust the chair".

[Not so ancient mariner]

Quote 'Silver Shiney' Good morning chancers and welcome to another epic day of wind-ups, abuse, insults and failed attempts to dethrone me

Alan

Delapsus resurgam

Dethrone you - who on this list would want to do that? Most of them would simply like to 'crown' you!!

[qbman1]

Don't be beastly to our Scanner Man. It's a good day for the Community - let's have a group hug !!

[Ray B]

Looks like the speed awareness is working as I have just overtaken QB as all can see.

Ray

[qbman1]

How very droll !

Anyway, to lighten the mood for all you dog and cat lovers - try this

[Ray B]

Well some times it can be a dogs life, pushy cats.


Ray

[suespud]

Well........ I thought I would pop in and take over for a while......
I'm well used to verbal abuse.. (being ginger and cuddly..or obese to be pc) so you cant scare me off.

Tatie bye for now