Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

Ray, I thank you for your non gitlike post

[Dark Knight]

are you having false teeth fitted at the same time?

[Silver_Shiney]

c'mon on, I've shown the dear lady some sympathy for her plight.

[HK phooey]

Yes, Shiny, I will admit you're not quite as bad as the others.
I bet that hussy, Tinks will be after Raynow like a leopard on a gazelle

[Silver_Shiney]

Or a greased ferret down a Yorkshireman's trouser leg...

[Dark Knight]

how descriptive you all are

[Shirleybee]

HK you have my sympathy x

[Not so ancient mariner]

Yes, Shiny, I will admit you're not quite as bad as the others.
I bet that hussy, Tinks will be after Raynow like a leopard on a gazelle

Emphasis on the word 'quite' of course.

[Silver_Shiney]

Yes, Shiny, I will admit you're not quite as bad as the others.
I bet that hussy, Tinks will be after Raynow like a leopard on a gazelle

Emphasis on the word 'quite' of course.

Quite so, Notso!

[Ray B]

It's good to see you are all now playing and being nice to each other.



Ray

[Ray B]

Oh, did you notice how I slipped into the lead.

Ray

[Jan Rosser]

Pardon me I'm now in front

[Not so ancient mariner]

Pardon me I'm now in front

..........But only briefly...

[Silver_Shiney]

Apologies for not giving you all my full attention this evening, I've been helping the Lady C host a Chocoholics Party, at which £600-worth of choccies were sold, giving £60 to her fund-raising event. Result

[Jan Rosser]

Apology accepted Shiney one - did you have a taste of the choccies

[Silver_Shiney]

Thanks, Jan - yes, I managed to snaffle two tasters - a white chocolate square with pieces of hazelnut, pistacchio and peanut, and a white chocolate-covered strawberry.

One lady chose a brandy liqueur and bit the end off, spilling brandy down her front. Obviously can't hold her drink....

[Jan Rosser]

Can't stand liqueur chocolates - rather have it in a glass

[Silver_Shiney]

Chocolate is rather hard to get out of a glass....

[Jan Rosser]

Ha ha just the Bacardi in the glass for me with a full fat coca cola mixer - none of that diet stuff

Won't be able to afford chocolate soon apparently the price of cocoa beans is going to rise - better stock up

Night night

[Silver_Shiney]

Ha ha just the Bacardi in the glass for me with a full fat coca cola mixer - none of that diet stuff

Won't be able to afford chocolate soon apparently the price of cocoa beans is going to rise - better stock up

Night night

Apparently there are two Bacardis. The stuff you get here is the proper Cuban stuff. I didn't know that when I bought a bottle in New York duty-free, that's made in the Dominican Republic and twice it gave me a severe pain on the right of my chest. I'm fine with the Cuban stuff.

Anyway, dear lady, sweet dreams.

And goodnight to everyone else!

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning, happy smiley people. Are you all psyched up for another's episode of "follow the rat as he leads"?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good morning, happy smiley people. Are you all psyched up for another's episode of "follow the rat as he leads"?

Ah yes, that great work of fiction!

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning, happy smiley people. Are you all psyched up for another's episode of "follow the rat as he leads"?

Ah yes, that great work of fiction!

What work of fiction is that, dear sir? Notso and the Sour Grape?

[Not so ancient mariner]

No, you've got your title wrong! It was the pied piper that led the rats!

[Dark Knight]

please tell me we are not going to have a day of the second rate rabble book club?
I am amazed you lot can type, let alone read
now hush and get back to learning your A B C's