Last One to Post Wins

[The Tinker]

Hickory dickory dock...............

[Jan Rosser]

... The rat ran up the clock ... chased by a bat

Morning all - another soaking for me today

[Silver_Shiney]

... The rat ran up the clock ... chased by a bat

but never caught

[qbman1]

Looks like I missed the 'bus to La-La-Land that you lot seem to have taken a trip to !

[Ray B]

Not to worry QB there will be another one soon.

Ray

[The Tinker]

Morning my petal Cubie - I wrote this for you This is the House that Smurfie built poem

This is the house that Smurfie built!
This is the malt that lay in the house that Smurfie built.
This is the rat (Shiney) that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the cat (QBman) that killed the rat
That ate the malt that lay in the house that Smurfie built.
This is the bat (Dark Knight) that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the cow (HK) with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the maiden (Jan) all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the man (Notso) all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the priest (Mervyn) all shaven and shorn
That married the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

[Silver_Shiney]

Morning my petal Cubie - I wrote this for you This is the House that Smurfie built poem

This is the house that Smurfie built!
This is the malt that lay in the house that Smurfie built.
This is the rat (Shiney) that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the cat (QBman) that killed the rat
That ate the malt that lay in the house that Smurfie built.
This is the bat (Dark Knight) that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the cow (HK) with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the maiden (Jan) all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the man (Notso) all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the priest (Mervyn) all shaven and shorn
That married the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

[qbman1]

Oh no! We've all been transported to the planet Zog !

[HK phooey]

Why am I the cow not the maiden? I don't know why I bother with you lot sometimes

[qbman1]

Morning my petal Cubie - I wrote this for you This is the House that Smurfie built poem

This is the house that Smurfie built!
This is the malt that lay in the house that Smurfie built.
This is the rat (Shiney) that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the cat (QBman) that killed the rat
That ate the malt that lay in the house that Smurfie built.
This is the bat (Dark Knight) that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the cow (HK) with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the maiden (Jan) all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the man (Notso) all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

This is the priest (Mervyn) all shaven and shorn
That married the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
That tossed the dog that worried the cat
That killed the rat that ate the malt
That lay in the house that Smurfie built.

Now there's a girl with time on her hands !

Good work, Tinks

[qbman1]

Why am I the cow not the maiden? I don't know why I bother with you lot sometimes

I think it's the "crumpled horn" bit that swung it

[HK phooey]

Es regnet.

[qbman1]

Donner und blitzen ?

[HK phooey]

Nein, Katzen und Hunde.

[qbman1]

Mein hut er hat drei ecken

[Not so ancient mariner]

Now if HK had penned (keyboarded?) that poem, I'd have said it should be shortlisted for a Pullet-zer Prize.

[HK phooey]

Mein hut er hat drei ecken

faszinierende

Hello Notso, you think I should have been the maiden don't you?

Dear Tinks,
Your poem stinks

[Not so ancient mariner]

Nein, Katzen und Hunde.

oder wie der französisch sagen " Il pleut comme une vache pisse!"

[HK phooey]

The French are a strange bunch.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Very True.

I must admit that 'a cow with a crumpled horn' is a bit unkind; and I notice Batty metamorphoses into a dog halfway through the poem.

[Dark Knight]

bloody idiots ...all of you except QB, who is a decent cove

[qbman1]

the cheque's in the post..........

[Dark Knight]

the usual fee ...plus expenses

[HK phooey]

Why is everyone ssucking up to the furball today? Has he inherited some money?

[Dark Knight]

why? would that change your opinion of him , if he had?