Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Yep, all except Jan, who has been up all night revising for her LOTP initiation exam

[Dark Knight]

I remember that....took me weeks to recover and to integrate back into normal society
are we still using the gloves and swarfega ?

[Silver_Shiney]

Morning all
are we all bright eyed and bushy tailed today?

bright tailed and bushy-eyed might be more accurate....

[qbman1]

I remember that....took me weeks to recover and to integrate back into normal society
are we still using the gloves and swarfega ?

We've retained the gloves but, in deference to age and gender, we have opted for something a little less gritty than Swarfega

[Dark Knight]

not baby oil again, you know we will get censored if we go down that route, same with KY jelly

[Ray B]

Oh god, I think I will go and watch the grass dry.


Ray

[qbman1]

Let me know when it does, Ray, I need to get mine cut

Now, about that lubricant.........

[Not so ancient mariner]

Likewise!!

At present I am sittting in the car in Kendal, waiting for the rain to ease off a bit before going in for a meeting.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Rain's stopped - so I'm off then.

[qbman1]

Don't forget the Mint Cake this time !

[Jan Rosser]

not baby oil again, you know we will get censored if we go down that route, same with KY jelly

Oooooh er mrs - ready and waiting

[Silver_Shiney]

not baby oil again, you know we will get censored if we go down that route, same with KY jelly

Oooooh er mrs - ready and waiting

WAY too much information!

[qbman1]

Looks like Jan has passed stage 1 of the test

[HK phooey]

Morning losers, I see Notso hasn't written my poem yet, the layabout. And I don't want a flipping limerick about an old girl from Vectis!

[qbman1]

What is this fascination with poems lately ? Have you had an adverse reaction to the antibiotics ?

[HK phooey]

You got a poem yesterday, why can't I have one? I'm much kinder to everyone than you are.

[qbman1]

I don't do poetry. The only one I know is:

Who painted the sky Mummy?
God did, my dear
But why did he paint it blue, Mummy?
'Cos he's a Conservative, my dear

[qbman1]

Oh, yes, and....

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
And every time the lamb got out
The bulldog tried to....

Sorry, forgotten the last bit

[Jan Rosser]

Here's a little offering for you HK - very amateur I know

Poor old HK phooey waiting for a ditty
Let's make one up pretty quick to stop her feeling sh***y
Let's make the super pooch feel happy, special and gay
Cos she has made me laugh on this horrible grey day

I know it's awful but does this mean I pass stage 2 of my test

[HK phooey]

Thank you Jan, you have passed stage 2, but I am NOT gay, though I think my girlfriend is

[Jan Rosser]

Thank you Jan, you have passed stage 2, but I am NOT gay, though I think my girlfriend is

Now that's the trouble today isn't it we can't use the word gay in its true sense and it's such an easy word to rhyme with that's why I used it

Happy to be onto the next stage though - do I get a badge when I pass

[HK phooey]

Don't be in too much of a rush to pass stage 3, that's when the abuse starts. I think Mariner Mike had got to stage 3 when Cubie scared him off.

[qbman1]

[Now that's the trouble today isn't it we can't use the word gay in its true sense and it's such an easy word to rhyme with that's why I used it

I'm with you on that one, Jan. It's such a lovely, descriptive word, but then it was hi-jacked and everyone is terrified to use it for fear of being accused of descrimination.

[Jan Rosser]

Off out now to lunch at my friends then retail therapy - keep my seat warm

[qbman1]

Don't be in too much of a rush to pass stage 3, that's when the abuse starts. I think Mariner Mike had got to stage 3 when Cubie scared him off.

I's forgotten about MM - where is he these days ?