Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

NO! You seem to have developed an unreasonable hatred for me just cos I'm spending Easter with Cubie! I've given him back to you btw, he is not very gallant.

[Silver_Shiney]

Ah, the Tinker returns. Where have you been skiving off to, then?

Anyway, the tatmeister doesn't need poems, now that she's been serenaded!

[Jan Rosser]

Evening all - junior member reporting for duty

Has everyone had a good day - been shopping and bought ... nothing ... I'm losing my grip

[Silver_Shiney]

Good evening, fair maiden. I am sure your bank manager will be heaving a sigh of relief over the results of your retail therapy

[Not so ancient mariner]

I think I'm speechless

What's your secret SS?? That's the first time I've heard of ANY woman being speechless

[Ray B]

Gloves, Swarfega, Baby oil, KY jelly, A thrashing with a stick of Rhubarb,The wet celery that QB use.
And do you all wonder that HK called you all Weidos !

What happened to the old Handcuffs and whip, don,t know what it,s coming to.

Ray

[Jan Rosser]

Well Ray you didn't mention my attempt at poetry - I need a bit of encouragement to keep up with you all - I want to be certified like you lot

[Not so ancient mariner]

Well Ray you didn't mention my attempt at poetry - I need a bit of encouragement to keep up with you all - I want to be certified like you lot

I believe that these days 'sectioned' is the term used.

[Ray B]

Jan , it,s they that are all certified and thats why they have all had their meds and been put to bed for the night.

Ray

[Dark Knight]

oops looks like Raymondo has given the orderly the slip
back to bed now

[Not so ancient mariner]

My 'medication' was a glass of a rather nice shiraz...

[Silver_Shiney]

save me some, mate!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Having jotted down the first couple of verses I though it would be fun to do a verse each - which if nothing else, will spread the blame.

HK and her OH went to sea
In a great big white hulled ship,
With a buff coloured funnel
And a secret love tunnel.
But she said “I’d rather just kip!

On the first day at sea, he said “come to me
I’ve something to show you my dear”,
When she had a look.
‘Twas a gardening book,
Which he’d borrowed from dear old QB

Dinner was chicken – and quite ‘finger lickin’
But not to her taste I regret
She said “It’s not fair,
The memory’s still there”
(Of the day the fox got her pet.)

The show in the theatre was hardly much better,
As karaoke is now all the rage,
So they cruised through the bars
Having quite a few jars,
While Degsy performed on the stage.

[Silver_Shiney]

He's not with me...

[Jan Rosser]

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Having jotted down the first couple of verses I though it would be fun to do a verse each - which if nothing else, will spread the blame.

HK and her OH went to sea
In a great big white hulled ship,
With a buff coloured funnel
And a secret love tunnel.
But she said “I’d rather just kip!

On the first day at sea, he said “come to me
I’ve something to show you my dear”,
When she had a look.
‘Twas a gardening book,
Which he’d borrowed from dear old QB

Dinner was chicken – and quite ‘finger lickin’
But not to her taste I regret
She said “It’s not fair,
The memory’s still there”
(Of the day the fox got her pet.)

The show in the theatre was hardly much better,
As karaoke is now all the rage,
So they cruised through the bars
Having quite a few jars,
While Degsy performed on the stage.

Here's my contribution

They tried the casino and purchased some chips
Which they lost on the tables that Dark Knight
So they strolled on the deck
And exclaimed by heck
Those Silver Shiney stars are really sparkling bright


Do you know I think I'm getting into this - gawd help me :crazy

[HK phooey]

Notso and Jan, I think I love you, so be a little bit afraid

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good Morning all. I meant to say last night that I had bought a litre bottle of Tia Marian form Sainsbugs, for less than I paid on Oriana in the summer: - and that was on the 15% off day too!

If you are interested, it is currently on offer at £14 - usual price £21.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Notso and Jan, I think I love you, so be a little bit afraid

Distance provides a degree of reassurance

[Silver_Shiney]

Notso and Jan, I think I love you, so be a little bit afraid

I can cope with the rejection















bwha

[The Tinker]

Morning fellow poets. Trust your personal hygiene is up to scratch today - can't go upsetting other members of the forum with lax standards.

HK - I am glad you have stopped chasing my Cubie - although I will be watching you closely

[Jan Rosser]

Morning all - how's the gang this fine day SS thought you'd be flattered to be part of my masterpiece last night - not my fault if you're off to bed early

[Silver_Shiney]

Morning all - how's the gang this fine day SS thought you'd be flattered to be part of my masterpiece last night - not my fault if you're off to bed early

Fair maiden, I was indeed flattered!

[qbman1]

I see the MadHouse is open for business again

[HK phooey]

Good morning strange ones, your leader is here.

[qbman1]

When the aliens invade they're in for a shock