Last One to Post Wins

[Not so ancient mariner]

The next two verses

On their second day, they were crossing ‘The Bay’
- and it doesn’t get rougher than that.
She said to the skipper –“It’s like a big dipper!
-and promptly threw up in his hat!

One day on deck, she thought “What the heck”
and chatted up this young fella.
He said to her “Buttercup, lift your left buttock up:
- you’re sitting on my umbrella”.

[qbman1]

Blimey, John Betjeman's reincarnated !

[Jan Rosser]

Notso it's hard to keep up with you - a man of many talents

[Silver_Shiney]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

[qbman1]

...what about the rest of the menagerie ?!

[Silver_Shiney]

what about the rest of menagerie?

[Jan Rosser]

Is there a parrot in the room

[qbman1]

I used to think I was a parrot, but I'm alright now...
I used to think I was a parrot, but I'm alright now...
I used to think I was a parrot, but I'm alright now...
I used to think I was a parrot, but I'm alright now...
I used to think I was a parrot, but I'm alright now...
I used to think I was a parrot, but I'm alright now...

[Silver_Shiney]

an' there was me thinking you were a gentleman....

[The Tinker]

Afternoon - anyone got time to make me a sandwich? - too busy to stop - might have to resort to a cup a soup

[The Tinker]

Failing that - I will have to eat the fly who has been plaguing me all morning

[Jan Rosser]

Yeuk Tinks a fly sandwich - sending you a virtual cup of tea and a cup cake - ok

[Silver_Shiney]

Afternoon - anyone got time to make me a sandwich? - too busy to stop - might have to resort to a cup a soup

nowt wrong wi' cup-a-soup (unless it's fly-flavour...)

[qbman1]

I find bluebottle and spinach quite palatable !

[Silver_Shiney]

thanks for that, Cubie....

[Jan Rosser]

No flies on Tinks

[Silver_Shiney]

I'm skirting round that one.

[The Tinker]

Thanks for the drink Jan.

Cubie - the fly obviously likes you as it is pitching on your picture haha

[qbman1]

I'm very touched that you see fit to keep my picture about your person Tinks !

[Silver_Shiney]

Well I will have to love you and leave you.... okay, leave you. My database is now fixed so I've got a huge backlog to clear.

[qbman1]

Scan 'til you drop

[The Tinker]

I always thought you were a 'bit touched' Cubie

Any way I have fed the cats now so the fly has gone to eat the leftovers - don't tell the hygiene freaks.

[qbman1]

So long as you don't keep the litter tray under the dining table or next to the fridge, I am sure we won't mind !

[Not so ancient mariner]

I always thought you were a 'bit touched' Cubie

Any way I have fed the cats now so the fly has gone to eat the leftovers - don't tell the hygiene freaks.

Well, that should fatten it up for your sandwich!

But you could always have a Garibaldi biscuit instead.........

No HK today? Have we frightened her off??

[qbman1]

No HK today? Have we frightened her off??

She popped in earlier but I suspect the wardens spotted her and re-fitted the straitjacket and manacles