Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

I thought you were the songs and poem expert

I am, indeed, the expert.

x = the unknown

spurt = drip under pressure....

[Dark Knight]

what happened to the care free days of witty banter?
when was it replaced by this drivel?

[qbman1]

I thought you were the songs and poem expert

I am, indeed, the expert.

x = the unknown

spurt = drip under pressure....

I had a funny turn there when I saw " x = "

I thought you were going to launch into an algebraic equation. I was off school the day we did algebra and it still gives me the heebie-geebies !!

[qbman1]

what happened to the care free days of witty banter?
when was it replaced by this drivel?

You mean you miss your days in Derby when you could hang over the garden fence like an old washerwoman.....

[Dark Knight]

Cissy and Ada

[HK phooey]

Good morning losers tis wild and windy on the lovely island and I'm feeling as lazy as a brummie.

[Dark Knight]

Speaking of old wimmin, who do nowt but doss around gossiping all day

Morning HK

[Jan Rosser]

Speaking of old wimmin, who do nowt but doss around gossiping all day

Morning HK

I'm offended you didn't include me

[HK phooey]

Up your bum plastic Kevros

[Dark Knight]

Jan
Hk is in a league of her own, when it comes to dossing about gossiping and doing SFA, she makes kyle fodder, look like go-getting high fliers

[Not so ancient mariner]

I thought you were the songs and poem expert

I am, indeed, the expert.

x = the unknown

spurt = drip under pressure....

I always thought it was

ex = has been

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good morning losers tis wild and windy on the lovely island and I'm feeling as lazy as a brummie.

And how do you explain the absence from duty yesterday?? ESPECIALLY as I wrote you another 2 verses of the ballad!

[HK phooey]

Right I can't sit about gassing with you weirdos, my daughter has a day off today and we're off girlie shopping. I also need to return a jumper I bought for her 9 year old brother, when I showed him it he laughed hysterically and said 'no way, that's a girls one'. I'd got the jumper when I returned a coat I'd bought him last week that he also cracked up about. Flaming ingrate, I have impeccable taste

[HK phooey]

Good morning losers tis wild and windy on the lovely island and I'm feeling as lazy as a brummie.

And how do you explain the absence from duty yesterday?? ESPECIALLY as I wrote you another 2 verses of the ballad!

Sorry Notso, I was at a christening, little George looked smashing. Loved the verses btw.

[Dark Knight]

gawd help the charity shops in Shanklin

[qbman1]

Can you imagine the kind of tat that must pass through their hands ?

[Dark Knight]

yeah but it's a pirates treasure compared to what HK sells in the TAT emporium

[qbman1]

No wonder she can only afford to buy her poor son cast-off girl's clothes

[Dark Knight]

maybe cross dressing is fashionable in the slums and ghetto's of Shanklin or maybe HK has 3 kids, one of each ??

[Not so ancient mariner]

Here's a song that may be appropriate....

Oldest Swinger In Town
(Chris Newman / Ed Pickford)

When you score with a chick in a disco bar
Take her home in your hairy little car
Then you find you went to school with her Ma and Pa
You're the oldest swinger in town

When you won't look in a mirror in the light of day
Swear you dyed it when your hair turns grey
When you zip up your Wranglers and your belly's in the way
You're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come and there you go
Wire wheel-spokes and a stereo
But the engine's clapped, and the driver also
Is the oldest swinger in town

When your barber takes a little less time each week
The kids don't understand a word you speak
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat
You're the oldest swinger in town

You prefer a pint of mild to Bacardi and coke
The songs are too loud and there's too much smoke
You'd like another dance but you're scared you'll have a stroke
You're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come with your chest all bare
A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear
You're the oldest swinger in town

When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot
Rub on Vick where you used to splash Brut
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit
You're the oldest swinger in town

When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal
Travolta shades and nine-inch heels
You say a man is just as old as the woman he feels
You're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come with your lips closed tight
You never smile, you know it wouldn't look right
'Cause your dentures glow in ultra-violet light
You're the oldest swinger in town

And you look so mean 'cause your pants are too tight
You're the oldest swinger in town

And it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night
You're the oldest swinger in town

(as sung by Fred Wedlock)

I don't know exactly who Fred had in mind when he sang this - but Fred was a Bristolian..........

[Jan Rosser]

Ooh Notso I think you are in trouble

Good to be in the lead again

[Mervyn and Trish]

Not so fast JR!

[qbman1]

She's a fast woman, our Jan !

[Silver_Shiney]

I don't know exactly who Fred had in mind when he sang this - but Fred was a Bristolian..........

I believe he travelled up north a lot - somewhere in the Carlisle region, I believe...

[Dark Knight]

hey ho peeps
just been to Morrisons and I am now backing any political party that makes it illegal for anyone over 70 to be in a supermarket unsupervised and any party that makes euthanasia compulsory for the over 75's gets my vote