Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

Anyone noticed we're now up to 1000 pages of drivel?

Actually make that 1001 now I've posted.

[Dark Knight]

luckily you don't post much or we would be up to 2000

[Mervyn and Trish]

That's because being of the older persuasion and now retired I don't have as much spare time as you youthful shirkers..... oops sorry, multitaskers.

[Jan Rosser]

M & T - spot on - he's a "homeworker" doncha know (think he's making P&O calendars for us Goldies ) but I reckon he's skiving off to be on here all the time

Wait for him to deny it - I feel it coming

[HK phooey]

Jan, he's only a homeworker during the week. Saturdays he flogs his Tupperware door to door.

[Not so ancient mariner]

I will bring my chickens indoors to keep them safe and we'll watch a nice, suitable DVD

Some 'chick flick' or other I assume

[HK phooey]

Batty suggested Chicken Run which is a great idea. I was going to make them watch Titanic.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Jan, he's only a homeworker during the week. Saturdays he flogs his Tupperware door to door.

I'm sure any phrase which includes the words "Batty" (or any of his other aliases) and "worker" (or any related term) is what those who understand English grammar call an oxymoron!

Mind you I'm prepared to forgive him if he can do me a good price on some new kitchenware.

[Dark Knight]

I am aware you oldies have to watch every penny, so I guess that it why you lot only post on a Thursday after your pensions arrive

[HK phooey]

He's a charmer isn't he? I have respect for old folk, even the ones who throw up on my table during Christmas dinner

[Not so ancient mariner]

Batty suggested Chicken Run which is a great idea. I was going to make them watch Titanic.

There's always the 2009 film "Mad City Chickens". I think Batty would approve of this one too!

[Mervyn and Trish]

I am aware you oldies have to watch every penny, so I guess that it why you lot only post on a Thursday after your pensions arrive

There's no real reason to get up early any other day, unless it is our Saturday for blocking up the supermarket aisles duty.

[Dark Knight]

Merv
I completely understand the plight of the old
they stay in bed all day, to save on the heating
they go to the supermarket for company, a bit like a drop in centre
they move slowly so as not to burn up calories they cannot afford to replace

poor buggers

[Mervyn and Trish]

See I knew you'd understand.

[HK phooey]

Batty, you'll be a pensioner one day (if I don't bump into you first).

[Dark Knight]

despite what others may think I am not blind to the problems the old spongers have
I just wish they would have them someplace else, like a community on the Shetland isles or a large communal home in oh say the Arctic

[Jan Rosser]

Ooh you are all heart - we know you love us really - your life would be so boring without us to pick on

[Dark Knight]

Jan
I am not picking on the oldies, just pointing out a few salient facts about the old buggers

[Jan Rosser]

Well at least you are giving us some attention this oldie is back in the lead again

[HK phooey]

Shall we club together and hire a hitman? Probably do it for a tenner in Hull

[Silver_Shiney]

I will bring my chickens indoors to keep them safe and we'll watch a nice, suitable DVD

I know the very one... From Aardman Studios

[Dark Knight]

£10
cheap at twice the price

[Silver_Shiney]

I will bring my chickens indoors to keep them safe and we'll watch a nice, suitable DVD

I know the very one... From Aardman Studios

Sorry, just seen that Notso had already suggested that

[HK phooey]

Shiny, I worry about you and Notso. Yes, I will be bringing Gordon and Primrose inside but we won't be watching a DVD! Downton's on

[Dark Knight]

SS
do keep up dear chap