Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

its no good, I am going to hve to put me shorts on
I cant cope with the heat

I say, old chap, it is remarkably mild for the time of year, isn't it

[Dark Knight]

QB
is positivley delighful in the Northrons
I hope it is just a hot in the Carribean come January

[Silver_Shiney]

it certainly is mild, sir, if a trifle damp with a moderate amount of air circulation....

I could get used to this working from home malarky!

[Dark Knight]

good innit

[HK phooey]

Shirking from home more like.

[qbman1]

it certainly is mild, sir, if a trifle damp with a moderate amount of air circulation....

I could get used to this working from home malarky!

I find the only problem is excessive and unreasonable demands from 'er indoors !

[qbman1]

it certainly is mild, sir, if a trifle damp with a moderate amount of air circulation....

I could get used to this working from home malarky!

Do you have to take your scanner home then.....?

[Silver_Shiney]

No, Cubie, I'm catching up on two weeks' worth of income transactions. Might have a look later at creating SQL reports.

Mission Control has left the house early to do a little light retail therapy before going to work.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Yesterday in Argos I came across a chap wearing a T shirt with the slogan:

'My wife gives me sound advice. 90% sound and 10% advice!' Bravery or a death wish??

[HK phooey]

Probably an old t-shirt and she's now his ex wife

[qbman1]

I don't know how we chaps would manage to get through life without constant instruction !!!

[HK phooey]

Nor do I Cubie

[qbman1]

I have you down as the role model for Hyacinth Bucket

[Not so ancient mariner]

She told me she had you down as Compo. and now I can't get the picture of Norah Batty out of my mind!

[qbman1]

You're as bad as she is - you deserve to be exiled to the Septic Isle forthwith

[HK phooey]

He won't come here Cubie, we're not in Bristol

[Dark Knight]

fed me face
now ready to face the prospect of keeping feckless pensions in their lavish lifestyle by propping up the economy and creating more wealth or them to squander

[qbman1]

I never realised before how important you were to the recovery of the UK economy

[Jan Rosser]

fed me face
now ready to face the prospect of keeping feckless pensions in their lavish lifestyle by propping up the economy and creating more wealth or them to squander

You are so kind to us OAPs

[Dark Knight]

i play it down, so as not to upset the less well off on here

[qbman1]

fed me face
now ready to face the prospect of keeping feckless pensions in their lavish lifestyle by propping up the economy and creating more wealth or them to squander

You are so kind to us OAPs

Hope you had a good weekend with the family Jan

[Not so ancient mariner]

He won't come here Cubie, we're not in Bristol

Both statements are true - but entirely unconnected. I have no plans to visit Bristol any time soon, either.

[HK phooey]

But you know so much about it, Tinks said so

[Silver_Shiney]

fed me face
now ready to face the prospect of keeping feckless pensions in their lavish lifestyle by propping up the economy and creating more wealth or them to squander

what he really means is he's sloping off down to the pub for a liquid lunch and increase the brewery's profits, which in turn, means more money for the Exchequer through alcohol duty.

[Dark Knight]

what it means is me generating millions in new revenue for the tax man to give to wastrels, who spend it all on heating , lighting and food
damm ingrates