Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

How-de-do-dere all you losers

[Not so ancient mariner]

morning sycophants

That's no way to address your customers.

(I know you couldn't possibly be so rude as to address your colleagues on this list in such terms... )

[qbman1]

Looks like I win then. You can all applaud now

Wrong my dear cubie - who let you out tonight?

I sneaked out whilst no one was looking, Tinks. I'm such a rebel, me !

[qbman1]

morning sycophants

(I know you couldn't possibly be so rude as to address your colleagues on this list in such terms... )

Oh, yes he could !

[HK phooey]

Morning weirdos. Why don't we have a competition today? Let's see how long you lot can be quiet for, I'll judge it.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Morning weirdos. Why don't we have a competition today? Let's see how long you lot can be quiet for, I'll judge it.

If you have a touch screen, you can type virtually silently - does that count?

[qbman1]

You'll miss us if we keep quiet - then you would have to play on your own

[HK phooey]

Ah well, at least the bat won't be around. When he phoned for his sales tip this morning he told me that he's out shopping today for a new batman onesie.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Ah well, at least the bat won't be around. When he phoned for his sales tip this morning he told me that he's out shopping today for a new batman onesie.

Now that would be a sight to..............avoid!

[qbman1]

At least he's grown out of his leopard print phase !

[HK phooey]

He's about 7ft tall, where's he going to find a onesie to fit that frame? Hw wants one with a hood too, so he can have the sticky up ears

[qbman1]

Does he need the sticky up ears so his own don't get crushed flat ?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Does he need the sticky up ears so his own don't get crushed flat ?

While we are on that subject, what does HK about her big floppy ones?

[qbman1]

Let them flop, I say !

[Silver_Shiney]

good afternoon, wastrels

[Not so ancient mariner]

Hello, and goodbye Mr Rat. My nosebag time is unfortunately over.

[qbman1]

good afternoon, wastrels

That's a fair bat impersonation Mr Scanner Man

[Silver_Shiney]

as is your turn in the lead, dear sir

[Silver_Shiney]

good afternoon, wastrels

That's a fair bat impersonation Mr Scanner Man

I'll ratify that!

[qbman1]

as is your turn in the lead, dear sir

I'm sure you didn't mean me but thanks anyway !

[qbman1]

good afternoon, wastrels

That's a fair bat impersonation Mr Scanner Man

I'll ratify that!

Surely you mean "batify" ?

[Silver_Shiney]

stop picking holes in what I say, or I'll get ratty....

[qbman1]

....or batty ?

[Silver_Shiney]

Never batty, that's the tatmeister's prerogative.

Where is she, anyway?

[qbman1]

Blown away