Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

Blown away

.. by my brilliant leadership, of course!

[qbman1]

No - 99 mph winds !

[Silver_Shiney]

she said 93 mph, the Beeb said 92....

[qbman1]

Ah, but the Daily Mail said 99 so that must be right !!!

[gravy1955]

FINALLY ! THE END

[Silver_Shiney]

the end of my lunchbreak, yes

[qbman1]

FINALLY ! THE END

Nice to see some new blood around here but you haven't quite got the hang of how things work. It is clear to everyone that I am the last one to post (see - the clue is in the title) so I win

Simples

[qbman1]

the end of my lunchbreak, yes

Yep, time to put your lunchbox away for another day

[gravy1955]

Not yet I think so I will write this absolute final, last, never to be repeated sentence on this topic

[The Tinker]

Not yet I think so I will write this absolute final, last, never to be repeated sentence on this topic

Welcome Gravy Person - you will have to do better than that.

[gravy1955]

As Arnie says, " I'll be back"

[qbman1]

As Arnie says, " I'll be back"

That's it, you're getting the hang of it now - back behind me

[qbman1]

Not yet I think so I will write this absolute final, last, never to be repeated sentence on this topic

Welcome Gravy Person - you will have to do better than that.

He's obviously caught the gravy train Tinks !!

[The Tinker]

It's all gravy baby

[qbman1]

This could get messy

[HK phooey]

Evening losers, your leader is here so dry those tears. The bat is distraught as there are no Batman Onesies in the whole of northernland that will fit him, he is now trawling 'specialist' web sites
New Gravy person, are you a proper deglazed one or one of those Bisto jobbies?

[Jan Rosser]

Evening all - glad to see you've survived the storms HK - off out again in a mo with the family for a meal - just like being on a cruise food food and more food

[Silver_Shiney]

Greetings, fans (and other forms of air conditioning)

[HK phooey]

Thanks Jan, I'm sure the gruesome twosome put a curse on me though.

[Silver_Shiney]

That's no way to talk about DK, Helen!

[Dark Knight]

ey up loonies, druggies, and watery meat juices

now to clarify, I have spent the day trawling the web for :

A chicken life belts and or jackets

B Boat insurance

C a replacement boat for one that got lost in the monsoon and was not insured

so don't be cheeky HK and stop telling people I ring you, it is the police reminding you to stop harassing me and to stop sending suggestive pictures of yourself wearing nothing but Swarfega and a smile

[Silver_Shiney]

Swarfega? Oi vey!

[Dark Knight]

Honestly SS
it is a constant barrage of mucky pictures, heavy breathing calls and suggestive texts from the IOW

I have told the daft sod to pack it in and even got the police and a judge to enforce this
but alas, the posty is nearly at breaking point with the sheer volume of photo's the mental one keeps sending

[Silver_Shiney]

DK, perhaps you should threaten to post them online as blackmail fodder, or sell'em on eBay - you might as well try to get something out of it!











Good evening, HK, how are you, dear heart?

[Not so ancient mariner]

'Evening all. I hope you're not up to anything you shouldn't be...............