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Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Oct 2013, 11:42

HK phooey wrote:
We're going to Northwood House, there's a ghost called Alice in the attic, another called Henry in the basement and lots of ghost children in the garden.

Looks a bit posh for you. Better smarten yourself up a bit of they will think you are the cleaner

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 30 Oct 2013, 11:56

Cheeky sod

I'll put my ghost pics on here tomorrow, bet you can't wait.

30 Oct 2013, 12:00

HK phooey wrote:
Cheeky sod I'll put my ghost pics on here tomorrow, bet you can't wait.

All that will tell us is how good you are at using photoshop - or somebody you know is.

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 30 Oct 2013, 12:02

Don't be daft Notso, I'm only going to take pics of real ghosts!

30 Oct 2013, 12:05

Aren't you a day early - or has the IoW moved across the dateline?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Oct 2013, 12:05

HK phooey wrote:
Don't be daft Notso, I'm only going to take pics of real ghosts!

It will be a mobile snap, taken into a mirror after she has had a skinfull again

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 30 Oct 2013, 12:08

qbman1 wrote:
HK phooey wrote:
Don't be daft Notso, I'm only going to take pics of real ghosts!
It will be a mobile snap, taken into a mirror after she has had a skinfull again

I think they are called "selfies" Cubie - you are so cruel to HK

30 Oct 2013, 12:11

Jan Rosser wrote:

Cubie - you are so cruel to HK

True - but it is not entirely one sided

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 30 Oct 2013, 12:12

Yes it is! I'm lovely to Cubie.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Oct 2013, 12:13

Jan Rosser wrote:
I think they are called "selfies" Cubie

Oooh, Jan, you are so with it........

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 30 Oct 2013, 12:16

Who wants to see my spooky mirror picture taken at Rose Hall in Jamaica? All of you? Ok, I'll upload it

Paul took this when the room was empty and the mirror faces a blank wall.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Oct 2013, 12:20

HK phooey wrote:
Yes it is! I'm lovely to Cubie.

....but you always regret it in the morning !!!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Oct 2013, 12:28

HK phooey wrote:
Who wants to see my spooky mirror picture taken at Rose Hall in Jamaica? All of you? Ok, I'll upload it Paul took this when the room was empty and the mirror faces a blank wall.

What's spooky about that ? It looks like David the Smurf !

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 30 Oct 2013, 12:35

There are many ghostly images in it you ignoramus.

30 Oct 2013, 12:36

All smoke and mirrors? Clever though, because I can't see any smoke.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Oct 2013, 12:47

I think the smoke came from the waccy baccy if anyone thought that was spooky !

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 30 Oct 2013, 13:01

What a pair of cynical ingrates you are. Notso, I thought you'd have been nice to me seeing as it's your birthday, you've ruined the day now.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Oct 2013, 13:05

Don't worry, Spanner Man and Jan will be along soon - they might pander to you

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 30 Oct 2013, 13:11

Ooh I hope so, they are more openminded than you 2 worzel types

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 30 Oct 2013, 13:17

Dear Notso...

At last--Today's your Special(1) Day!
The World(2) all stops to shout hooray(3)!
We(4) wish you peace and joy and fun
Today you're the exalted(5) one.

FootNotes:

1 Except where this day is a holiday celebrated by other cultures, or others whose birthday should fall on this day, respecting the effect of the International Dateline.

2 Or, more properly, the portion of the world immediately surrounding you, which may differ significantly in any way from other cities, towns, or countries, all of which are valid and important in their own right.

3 Except persons speaking other languages, who may shout whatever version of "hooray" their specific culture supports.

4 "We" being any who consent to such a wish, not including persons of differing viewpoints who may dissent.

5 Not to imply others may be any less exalted, either today, or on their own birthdays, or any day of their choosing.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Oct 2013, 13:57

....or my version

Lots of lovely things to eat
And lots of games to play
So happy birthday NOTSO boy
You're fifty eight today

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 30 Oct 2013, 14:21

Notso ancient mariner,
You're getting really old,
I'll bet you plait your nasal hair
And moan about the cold.
Your cardies are all shades of brown,
Your trousers polyester
You can't bend down to wash your feet
So all your corns will fester.

Your head is now a shiny dome,
Your limbs are bald and thin,
Where once you'd down a dozen pints
You now have one small gin.
Your backside's all but disappeared
Your belly's round and wobbly,
And there is no doubt in my mind
That both your knees are knobbly.

I hope this poem cheers you up on your special day

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Oct 2013, 14:32

I'm sure he'll be touched

Unread post by **gravy1955** » 30 Oct 2013, 14:36

The Gravy train is back and it's my birthday also in 3 days so be nice and allow me to win

Unread post by **qbman1** » 30 Oct 2013, 14:39

Sorry GT - no concessions for age or gender around here. You might get a nice little poem if you play your cards right !

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