Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

Good morning from a wind-swept Bradley Stoke

[Not so ancient mariner]

HK is starting to sound more like Batty every day!

Have you ever come across a 'foot long German'?
At the firework show we went to last night, one of the stalls selling hot drinks and the usual range of burgers etc., had a 'foot long German'(!) as one of the items on the menu.
As there was no price against this particular item, I assume they didn't actually have any: - though whether they were so popular, the stall had sold out, or if there was a supply problem, I know not!

[Silver_Shiney]

As long as she doesn't look him.. or vicars versus!

I've not heard of a "foot long German" but their sausages can be big. Could just do with a nice "brattie", now you mention it....

[Jan Rosser]

Love a German sausage - the longer the better - the meatier the tastier - ooh err mrs

On a more serious note the Germans do produce good sausages - my son sends me some in his Christmas parcel (24 hour service - don't want food poisoning ) - bit of a family joke now - perfume chocolates and sausages

[Silver_Shiney]

Well, Jan, you go off and enjoy your German goodies, and leave the winning to me.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Is 'Bratwurst' something you give to irritating kids?

[HK phooey]

A German walks into a library and asks for a book on war.
The librarian replies, "No mate, you'll lose it."

How dare you say I sound like the old bat Notso!

[Dark Knight]

I have noticied over the past weeks, that Notso is getting a bit lippy and comparing me to the menopausal, drug addict convict is a step too far
so I reported Notso to the mods for being silly and reported HK for well being HK and a mental

now behave and keep your squabbling to yourselves

[HK phooey]

I'm reporting you, you old bat and David is making me a moderator tomorrow so your days are numbered.

[Silver_Shiney]

I have noticied over the past weeks, that Notso is getting a bit lippy and comparing me to the menopausal, drug addict convict is a step too far
so I reported Notso to the mods for being silly and reported HK for well being HK and a mental

now behave and keep your squabbling to yourselves

I'm beginning to feel a bit left out here. Perhaps I ought to start getting lippy too....

[HK phooey]

Don't feel left out shiny chap, I hold you in the same contempt as the others.

[Dark Knight]

HK
There is more chance of Kenshaz coming back and being made a mod than you

probably more chance of me being made a mod as well

[HK phooey]

Guffaw to you.

[Dark Knight]

double guffaw with a side order of muppetry to you too

[Silver_Shiney]

Don't feel left out shiny chap, I hold you in the same contempt as the others.

Thanks, mate, I feel happier now

[HK phooey]

No problem shiny, I like to bring a bit of sunshine into everyone's life.

[Silver_Shiney]

No problem shiny, I like to bring a bit of sunshine into everyone's life.

Oops, I must look at the screen more carefully - I thought I was replying to Dark Knight's

I have noticied over the past weeks, that Notso is getting a bit lippy and comparing me to the menopausal, drug addict convict is a step too far
so I reported Notso to the mods for being silly and reported HK for well being HK and a mental

now behave and keep your squabbling to yourselves

"a bit of sunshine" - is that new line, alongside the keyrings and the Buddha snowglobes?

Still, dear heart, your contempt for me is deeply appreciated

[Dark Knight]

afternoon slackers and sofa sloths

[HK phooey]

Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness you old bat.

[Silver_Shiney]

Arguing with yourself in the second sign.

Proof positive is losing the arguments...

[Jan Rosser]

afternoon slackers and sofa sloths

That's me - well earned rest after cooking lunch - I'm stuffed

[HK phooey]

I'm packing up and going home in a while dear losers, so I will have the last post.

[Dark Knight]

lazy sod
cant you put a full day in ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

You back from making 'Ull the entertainment centre of the UK then? Well the north east bit anyway. Well okay just Humberside then.

[Dark Knight]

can you be more specific Merv?