Extended Warranty registration
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Extended Warranty registration
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
1. Mr Mrs Miss Lt Gen Comrade Classified Other
First Name: ______________________________
Initial: ______________________________
Last Name: ______________________________
Password: _______________ (max 8 char)
Code Name:_______________
Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: __________________________________________
2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
F-14 Tomcat
F-15 Eagle
F-16 Falcon
F-117A Stealth
Classified
3. Date of purchase (dd/mm/yy): _________________________
4. Serial Number: __________________________________
5. Please check where this product was purchased:
Received as gift / aid package
Catalogue showroom
Independent arms broker
Mail order
Discount store
Government surplus
Classified
6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
Heard loud noise, looked up
Store display
Espionage
Recommended by friend / relative / ally
Political lobbying by manufacturer
Was attacked by one
7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
Style / appearance
Speed / manoeuvrability
Price / value
Comfort / convenience
Kickback / bribe
Recommended by salesperson
McDonnell Douglas reputation
Advanced Weapons Systems
Backroom politics
Negative experience opposing one in combat
8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
North America
Iraq
North Korea
Aircraft carrier
North Korea
Iraq
Europe
North Korea
Far East (not N Korea)
North Korea
Africa
North Korea
Asia / Far East
North Korea
Misc. Third World countries
North Korea
Classified
North Korea
9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future:
Colour TV
DVD recorder
ICBM
Killer Satellite
CD Player
Air-to-Air Missiles
Space Shuttle
Home Computer
Nuclear Weapon
10. How would you describe yourself or your organisation? (Check all that apply:)
Communist / Socialist
Terrorist
Crazed
Neutral
Democratic
Dictatorship
Corrupt
Primitive / Tribal
11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
Deficit spending
Cash
Suitcases of cocaine
Oil revenues
Personal cheque
Credit card
Ransom money
Traveller's cheque
12. Your occupation:
Homemaker
Sales / marketing
Revolutionary
Clerical
Mercenary
Tyrant
Middle management
Eccentric billionaire
Defence Minister / General
Retired
Student
13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:
Golf
Boating / sailing
Sabotage
Running / jogging
Propaganda / misinformation
Destabilisation / overthrow
Default on loans
Gardening
Crafts
Black market / smuggling
Collectibles / collections
Watching sports on TV
Wines
Interrogation / torture
Household pets
Crushing rebellions
Espionage / reconnaissance
Fashion clothing
Border disputes
Mutually Assured Destruction
Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.
As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!
Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:
McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
1. Mr Mrs Miss Lt Gen Comrade Classified Other
First Name: ______________________________
Initial: ______________________________
Last Name: ______________________________
Password: _______________ (max 8 char)
Code Name:_______________
Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: __________________________________________
2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
F-14 Tomcat
F-15 Eagle
F-16 Falcon
F-117A Stealth
Classified
3. Date of purchase (dd/mm/yy): _________________________
4. Serial Number: __________________________________
5. Please check where this product was purchased:
Received as gift / aid package
Catalogue showroom
Independent arms broker
Mail order
Discount store
Government surplus
Classified
6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
Heard loud noise, looked up
Store display
Espionage
Recommended by friend / relative / ally
Political lobbying by manufacturer
Was attacked by one
7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
Style / appearance
Speed / manoeuvrability
Price / value
Comfort / convenience
Kickback / bribe
Recommended by salesperson
McDonnell Douglas reputation
Advanced Weapons Systems
Backroom politics
Negative experience opposing one in combat
8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
North America
Iraq
North Korea
Aircraft carrier
North Korea
Iraq
Europe
North Korea
Far East (not N Korea)
North Korea
Africa
North Korea
Asia / Far East
North Korea
Misc. Third World countries
North Korea
Classified
North Korea
9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future:
Colour TV
DVD recorder
ICBM
Killer Satellite
CD Player
Air-to-Air Missiles
Space Shuttle
Home Computer
Nuclear Weapon
10. How would you describe yourself or your organisation? (Check all that apply:)
Communist / Socialist
Terrorist
Crazed
Neutral
Democratic
Dictatorship
Corrupt
Primitive / Tribal
11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
Deficit spending
Cash
Suitcases of cocaine
Oil revenues
Personal cheque
Credit card
Ransom money
Traveller's cheque
12. Your occupation:
Homemaker
Sales / marketing
Revolutionary
Clerical
Mercenary
Tyrant
Middle management
Eccentric billionaire
Defence Minister / General
Retired
Student
13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:
Golf
Boating / sailing
Sabotage
Running / jogging
Propaganda / misinformation
Destabilisation / overthrow
Default on loans
Gardening
Crafts
Black market / smuggling
Collectibles / collections
Watching sports on TV
Wines
Interrogation / torture
Household pets
Crushing rebellions
Espionage / reconnaissance
Fashion clothing
Border disputes
Mutually Assured Destruction
Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.
As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!
Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:
McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
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