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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Onelife
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New man is hired at a building site. Every day he arrives in a top-spec Mercedes. The other builders are wondering how he could afford it and start hassling the foreman thinking he must be getting better pay. After a few days of hassle the foreman decides to ask him what the story is.
Foreman: How can you afford that car?
New man: I’m a gambler. I’d gamble on two flies going up a wall if I thought I’d make money.
Foreman: But how can you make money? Surely you must lose every now and then?
New man: Nope! I always make money. I’ll take a bet with you right now than in two weeks you’ll have constipation and white dots on your a*se. €200, what do you say?
So the foreman takes the bet. And he’s careful. He uses the double velvet toilet role, has an extra scrub in the shower, makes sure he isn’t sitting on any dodgy surfaces. After the fortnight is up he goes to collect his money.
New man: I have to check don’t I? Can’t just take your word for it.
The foreman isn’t pleased, but he wants the €200 so he allows an inspection. The new guy uses a trowel to part the a*se cheeks while he is investigating. After an inspection he agrees there is no constipation and no white dots so he pays up the €200 as agreed.
Foreman: How do you make money??!! Taking a stupid bet like that. How the fu*k does that work?
New man: I didn’t tell you this, but I took a bet with every man on the site I’d have your a*se on a trowel today……!
Foreman: How can you afford that car?
New man: I’m a gambler. I’d gamble on two flies going up a wall if I thought I’d make money.
Foreman: But how can you make money? Surely you must lose every now and then?
New man: Nope! I always make money. I’ll take a bet with you right now than in two weeks you’ll have constipation and white dots on your a*se. €200, what do you say?
So the foreman takes the bet. And he’s careful. He uses the double velvet toilet role, has an extra scrub in the shower, makes sure he isn’t sitting on any dodgy surfaces. After the fortnight is up he goes to collect his money.
New man: I have to check don’t I? Can’t just take your word for it.
The foreman isn’t pleased, but he wants the €200 so he allows an inspection. The new guy uses a trowel to part the a*se cheeks while he is investigating. After an inspection he agrees there is no constipation and no white dots so he pays up the €200 as agreed.
Foreman: How do you make money??!! Taking a stupid bet like that. How the fu*k does that work?
New man: I didn’t tell you this, but I took a bet with every man on the site I’d have your a*se on a trowel today……!
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Stephen
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At last, a plumber who works round the clock
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Stephen
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Ray Scully
- Senior First Officer
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To the d***head who accused me of following his wife home from the pub last night,
I know where you live!
I know where you live!
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Ray Scully
- Senior First Officer
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- Location: Lancashire
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Ray Scully
- Senior First Officer
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- Location: Lancashire
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Happydays
- First Officer
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I'm late checking out the jokes this week, some good ones
