NEED A LAUGH
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Topic author - Cadet
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NEED A LAUGH
NEED A LAUGH
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a Beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who Owns the Bigwhite horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought You'd like toknow that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the
saloon to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into
the bar and asks ,
"Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger
stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him This time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,
(...I JUST LOVE THIS PART....)
"Nothing, but you left your injun running! .
The songs have still to come
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a Beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who Owns the Bigwhite horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought You'd like toknow that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the
saloon to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into
the bar and asks ,
"Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger
stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him This time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,
(...I JUST LOVE THIS PART....)
"Nothing, but you left your injun running! .
The songs have still to come
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Re: NEED A LAUGH
The village idiots dog had died and he insisted on a proper funeral for his beloved dog.on the day of the funeral,all the village turned out to see it but were confused as he had dug three graves.one of villages fealt that he needed to ask why he'd dug the three graves when everyone knew that the man had only one dog.he replied,yes I have only one dog but this is the grave he's going in as the other two are not deep enough!