Why is it that.......

Unread post by **Romig1** » 26 Jan 2013, 10:18

...women tennis players always look better from the back?

Over to you....

Unread post by **Kendhni** » 26 Jan 2013, 10:24

Why is it that ... when I get the centre seat on a plane neither armrest appears to be mine?

Unread post by **towny44** » 26 Jan 2013, 10:33

......when I've spent hours clearing the drive of snow, the sun comes out it starts to thaw and my neighbours drive clears itself?

Unread post by **Ingram33** » 26 Jan 2013, 23:52

Why is it that every time I cannot find my phone it's on silent?!!!!

Unread post by **Romig1** » 26 Jan 2013, 23:54

....I can't wake up during the week, but am wide awake at the same time at the weekend?

Unread post by **Kendhni** » 27 Jan 2013, 06:59

Why is it that the masked man is called the Lone Ranger when he is always accompanied by Tonto?

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 27 Jan 2013, 09:33

Why is it that there is only one Monopolies Commission?

Unread post by **Romig1** » 27 Jan 2013, 09:38

there is always a pedant ready to point out that there isn't even one Monopolies Commission any longer?

Apologies Shiney...your post actually did make me laugh.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 27 Jan 2013, 09:41

Romig1 wrote:
there is always a pedant ready to point out that there isn't even one Monopolies Commission any longer?

Apologies Shiney...your post actually did make me laugh.

I am here to serve, sir!

Unread post by **Romig1** » 27 Jan 2013, 11:27

....Paul Lambert is still in his job?

(With apologies to those who hate football)

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 27 Jan 2013, 11:36

Romig1 wrote:
....Paul Lambert is still in his job?

(With apologies to those who hate football)

I hate football. Who is Paul Lambert (can't be bothered to Google him)?

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 27 Jan 2013, 11:38

nothing on my plate looks like the pictures on the menu or in the magazines

McDonalds looks like roadkill in a box

Unread post by **Romig1** » 27 Jan 2013, 11:59

SS.

Paul Lambert is the Aston Villa manager (for now).

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 27 Jan 2013, 12:18

Thanks, Romig.

I won't push my luck and ask who Aston Villa are....

(only joking, I have heard of them. Something to do with cars, innit?

)

Unread post by **JenniC** » 27 Jan 2013, 12:45

The numbers on my lottery ticket are never the same as the ones drawn.....

Unread post by **paultheeagle** » 27 Jan 2013, 13:18

Referees hate Crystal Palace FC.

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 27 Jan 2013, 14:58

............... no matter which checkout you use in the supermarket, the others move faster.

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 27 Jan 2013, 15:00

Why is it I like Siver Shiney but he hasn't a clue about football!! And he comes from darn sarf!!

Unread post by **Romig1** » 27 Jan 2013, 15:00

paultheeagle wrote:
Referees hate Crystal Palace FC.

Well, they're only human!

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 27 Jan 2013, 15:01

paultheeagle wrote:
Referees hate Crystal Palace FC.

I suppose it's understandable really.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 27 Jan 2013, 15:35

oldbluefox wrote:
Why is it I like Siver Shiney but he hasn't a clue about football!! And he comes from darn sarf!!

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time.

he he

I'm actually from Glasgow!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 27 Jan 2013, 15:38

it never looks as good when you get it ,as it did when you wanted it

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 27 Jan 2013, 15:44

Silver_Shiney wrote:

I'm actually from Glasgow!

Anyone for a Glasgow kiss?

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 27 Jan 2013, 15:45

ADMIN

OBF is being overtly sexual and it is putting me right of my sandwich

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 27 Jan 2013, 16:10

oldbluefox wrote:
Silver_Shiney wrote:

I'm actually from Glasgow!
Anyone for a Glasgow kiss?

Get that stitched, Jimmy!

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