A Banke,r a Tabloid reader, and an Immigrant are sitting around a table.
There are 10 slices of cake on the table
The Banker takes 9 slices.... and says to the Tabloid reader,
"watch that Immigrant, he is after your cake"
Ray
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Pieces of Cake
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Ray Scully
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Boris+
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Re: Pieces of Cake
Has the banker thought though - he can't have his cake and eat it?
Em
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Jim Crow
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Re: Pieces of Cake
TWO ESKIMOS SITTING IN A KAYAK WERE CHILLY, BUT WHEN THEY LIT A FIRE IN THE CRAFT, IT SANK PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR KAYAK AND HEAT IT, TOO.
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Mervyn and Trish
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Re: Pieces of Cake
A young prince living in a grass house on an exotic island was concerned about a rise in crime in the area. So he hid the jewel encrusted royal throne in the grass attic away from thieving hands.
Sadly it's weight was so much that the grass ceiling gave way and it crashed down and killed the prince.
The moral is that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Sadly it's weight was so much that the grass ceiling gave way and it crashed down and killed the prince.
The moral is that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.