Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

You can be State Ferret for the day

[The Tinker]

I only "work" in Brizzle, I don't live there

Loads of Scots in the city, I'm told

I think you are being pedantic - you live in Bristol (albeit on the outskirts) - just cos the Royal Mail changed the boundaries don't mean you are not a Bristolian

[Silver_Shiney]

and we'll put the red carpet out - of harm's way

[The Tinker]

Can I be a visiting head of state, and will you put the red carpet out for me Shiney?

Only if you can speak fluent Chinese

[Silver_Shiney]

I only "work" in Brizzle, I don't live there

Loads of Scots in the city, I'm told

I think you are being pedantic - you live in Bristol (albeit on the outskirts) - just cos the Royal Mail changed the boundaries don't mean you are not a Bristolian

er, no, I live in a different town in another county

[The Tinker]

I only "work" in Brizzle, I don't live there

Loads of Scots in the city, I'm told

I think you are being pedantic - you live in Bristol (albeit on the outskirts) - just cos the Royal Mail changed the boundaries don't mean you are not a Bristolian

er, no, I live in a different town in another county

Have you moved?

[towny44]

The Giant store at Willow Brook proclaims itself to be in Bristol......just saying. By the way whats the French connection with street names like Concorde Way and Champs sur Marne? Do you live on Fiddlers Wood Lane?

[Stephen]

I only "work" in Brizzle, I don't live there

Loads of Scots in the city, I'm told

I think you are being pedantic - you live in Bristol (albeit on the outskirts) - just cos the Royal Mail changed the boundaries don't mean you are not a Bristolian

er, no, I live in a different town in another county

Here's a clue Tink..........Ay Oop

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning Bristolians, non- Bristolians and others.

[qbman1]

I've just checked and I am definitely a non-Bristolian

Oooh-aaaaar

[Mervyn and Trish]

Me too Duck..............

[qbman1]

Oive got a brand new combine arvester

[Mervyn and Trish]

Be good for trimming your dahlias

[Not so ancient mariner]

Oive got a brand new combine arvester

Tommy Banner, one of the longest serving members of the Wurzles, is actually Scots. (from Penicuik, I believe)

[Manoverboard]

Does one have to pay ' Road Tax ' on a brand new combine arvester .... just asking

[qbman1]

Don't get me started on that - no one bloody doesn't - and they drive around at nought miles an hour clogging up the roads at rush hour and damaging the road surface at the same time

[Not so ancient mariner]

They might do where you live, but here in the 21st century they all run on pneumatic rubber tyres, causing a lot less damage to the road than your average articulated HGV.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Don't get me started on that - no one bl**dy doesn't - and they drive around at nought miles an hour clogging up the roads at rush hour and damaging the road surface at the same time

Not wishing to be pedantic, but managing it anyway, surely at nought miles per hour the damage would be minimal? Just saying........

[Not so ancient mariner]

Hereabouts speed isn't so much the problem, but they are so bl**dy wide it's next to impossible to get past them.

[qbman1]

...and those bloody caravans.....!!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Believe it or not - they are not so much a problem here as they are some places, either.

[qbman1]

Believe it or not - they are not so much a problem here as they are some places, either.

Probably because most of the buggers towing them can't handle them and they end up driving straight into the lakes so they don't bother normal people on the roads !!

[The Tinker]

Don't get me started on that - no one bl**dy doesn't - and they drive around at nought miles an hour clogging up the roads at rush hour and damaging the road surface at the same time

Well if you want to give up your Shredded Wheat? We could all move to Scotland and have porridge everyday

[The Tinker]

Is Shiney sulking now or is he busy looking up the boundary maps?

[Silver_Shiney]

Is Shiney sulking now or is he busy looking up the boundary maps?

Why should I be sulking? No need to look up boundary maps, I know where the boundary is, part way down Filton Avenue