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Unread post by **qbman1** » 05 Jan 2017, 16:43

May be my imagination but I don't think the vibration is half as bad as I remembered it. It is fine for a chair (although you might have to tighten up your wheel nuts a couple of times if you are eating in the MDR !!)

Unread post by **qbman1** » 05 Jan 2017, 16:45

Absolutely no Noro on Oriana this year. I suspect that is the result of her not having had hoards of filthy passengers on board for the previous couple of weeks! Next time the Daily Wail goes off on one about a "Plague Ship" I shall feel compelled to write in defence of the ship !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 05 Jan 2017, 17:12

qbman1 wrote:
towny44 wrote:
Have a great cruise Cubie, and try to send us some reports especially whether the refit was worthwhile.
The refit has made a great improvement, in my opinion. The ship is much lighter and more modern-looking. The majority of work has been cosmetic with new carpets, curtains and furnishings throughout. Apparently they have refurbished the Conservatory but I never use it so I cannot comment whether or not it is better. All the public lavatories have been re-fitted - all very nice but the sensors on the taps are too high so to get any water out of them you have to have your hands above the level of the marble tops and all the water runs over the back of the basins !

Loads of fluff from the carpet pile and they were having to hoover it up several times a day. I did have to rescue one poor soul in a wheelchair - he was completely worn out from wheeling his chair through the thick pile so I had to push him around for a while!

Did he tip you

Unread post by **towny44** » 05 Jan 2017, 22:30

Good night all, I will take care of things now.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 05 Jan 2017, 22:38

towny44 wrote:
Good night all, I will take care of things now.

Too much information....

Thank goodness we're well ahead of you

Unread post by **towny44** » 05 Jan 2017, 23:03

Silver_Shiney wrote:
towny44 wrote:
Good night all, I will take care of things now.

Too much information....

Thank goodness we're well ahead of you

You clearly do not comprehend that your dynasty has toppled, probably too much in breading like all the aristocracy.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 06 Jan 2017, 07:04

Morning losers

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 06 Jan 2017, 07:26

Stephen wrote:
Morning losers

Charming - ignoring us leaders

Unread post by **Stephen** » 06 Jan 2017, 08:10

Back off. Oh, you already have

Unread post by **towny44** » 06 Jan 2017, 08:27

He forgets that the Haps-Merv-Shineys have been deposed.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 06 Jan 2017, 08:59

towny44 wrote:
He forgets that the Haps-Merv-Shineys have been deposed.

How is it possible to forget something that hasn't happened?

Unread post by **towny44** » 06 Jan 2017, 09:07

Silver_Shiney wrote:
towny44 wrote:
He forgets that the Haps-Merv-Shineys have been deposed.

How is it possible to forget something that hasn't happened?

You tell me Shiney, you're the one having memory problems?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 06 Jan 2017, 09:09

Oh, how I've missed you all !

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 06 Jan 2017, 09:28

towny44 wrote:
Silver_Shiney wrote:
towny44 wrote:
He forgets that the Haps-Merv-Shineys have been deposed.

How is it possible to forget something that hasn't happened?
You tell me Shiney, you're the one having memory problems?

Sorry, pal, too busy extending my lead

Unread post by **towny44** » 06 Jan 2017, 09:32

Silver_Shiney wrote:
towny44 wrote:
Silver_Shiney wrote:
towny44 wrote:
He forgets that the Haps-Merv-Shineys have been deposed.

How is it possible to forget something that hasn't happened?
You tell me Shiney, you're the one having memory problems?

Sorry, pal, too busy extending my lead

Would that be for dog walking, or is it an electric extension for the lawn mower.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 06 Jan 2017, 09:57

It's a lead for you, to help you keep up with the rest of us

Unread post by **Stephen** » 06 Jan 2017, 10:55

Quiet at the back please.

Unread post by **towny44** » 06 Jan 2017, 10:59

Sorry but I am so far ahead I cannot hear a word you're saying at the back.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 06 Jan 2017, 11:05

towny44 wrote:
Sorry but I am so far ahead I cannot hear a word you're saying at the back.

No - I think you have just been lapped !

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 06 Jan 2017, 11:17

qbman1 wrote:
towny44 wrote:
Sorry but I am so far ahead I cannot hear a word you're saying at the back.
No - I think you have just been lapped !

Thanks, Cubie, I hadn't realised Towny was lagging that badly!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 06 Jan 2017, 12:23

Gosh the peasants are revolting this morning.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 06 Jan 2017, 12:25

Shiney's been round, having a clear-out with his burning cross and pitchfork !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 06 Jan 2017, 12:30

Quite right too. It's the Yorkshire ferret fancier showing off because you're back. So no compo this time then?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 06 Jan 2017, 12:37

Nope. Try as I might, I couldn't find anything to complain about ! Entertainment was a bit naff - I would have thought they could do better than wheel out two different 4-part male harmony groups and a few of the regular has-beens in a 2 week cruise but we were invariably the last table out of the MDR every night so we hardly ever made the theatre anyway !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 06 Jan 2017, 12:44

qbman1 wrote:
Nope. Try as I might, I couldn't find anything to complain about ! Entertainment was a bit naff - I would have thought they could do better than wheel out two different 4-part male harmony groups and a few of the regular has-beens in a 2 week cruise but we were invariably the last table out of the MDR every night so we hardly ever made the theatre anyway !

Worst for ware from the old vino no doubt

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