"Onelife's Pinch an inch diet"

Unread post by **Kenmo1** » 04 Feb 2014, 09:34

You must have 'disposed' of all those beers so perhaps a lot of the extra weight was due to fluid retention for the last couple of days.

Maureen

Unread post by **Stephen** » 04 Feb 2014, 10:52

Onelife wrote:
How did l do that??

Weighed in Saturday at 13 stone before the party celebrations and weighed in again on my return at a staggering 13 stone 3lbs

Weighed in this morning to find l'm back to 13 stone again ....now how did l do that?

Stay strong pinchers

Regards

keith

12 bars of Ex-lax probably helped

Unread post by **Frank Manning** » 04 Feb 2014, 12:25

Quizzical Bob wrote:
oldbluefox wrote:
ABS? Anti-lock Braking System? This dieting lark is more technical than I thought.
Nah, it's probably Acrylonitrile Butadeine Styrene.

I worked on a Foster Wheeler job burning that stuff in water suspension, at North Tees 40 years ago, easier than burning fat on the inch pinchers diet.

Unread post by **Onelife** » 04 Feb 2014, 14:05

[quote="Kenmo1"]You must have 'disposed' of all those beers so perhaps a lot of the extra weight was due to fluid retention for the last couple of days.

Maureen[/quoteHi Maureen.....you could be right as l did leave the party feeling a little tipsy......although to my recollection l only consumed 4 pints of tetlys, add to this the water that my wife made me drink once we got back to the hotel then you can easily see where the extra 3 fluid lbs came from.

But how do you explain away two plate fulls of assorted yummy's and 3 puddings?

Regards

Keith

Unread post by **Onelife** » 04 Feb 2014, 14:14

Stephen wrote:
Onelife wrote:
How did l do that??

Weighed in Saturday at 13 stone before the party celebrations and weighed in again on my return at a staggering 13 stone 3lbs

Weighed in this morning to find l'm back to 13 stone again ....now how did l do that?

Stay strong pinchers

Regards

keith

12 bars of Ex-lax probably helped

[/quot

Hi Stephen....along the same lines....

A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. “What’s wrong with him?” he asked his assistant. “He came in for cough syrup but I couldn’t find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives.”"you stupid idiot” said the chemist “you can’t treat a cough with laxatives” “Of course u can” the assistant replied “Look at him, he’s too scared to cough now.

Regards

Keith

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 04 Feb 2014, 15:56

ey up wobble bottoms
just back from me 2 week jolly to parts Caribbean
I have gained 9 pounds in total, partly as a result of eating like a starving hyena and party due to drinking like I just got out of the Sahara

hope you are all keeping up the lettuce munching and can now see you feet

Unread post by **Stephen** » 04 Feb 2014, 16:08

Dark Knight wrote:
ey up wobble bottoms
just back from me 2 week jolly to parts Caribbean
I have gained 9 pounds in total, partly as a result of eating like a starving hyena and party due to drinking like I just got out of the Sahara

hope you are all keeping up the lettuce munching and can now see you feet

You enjoyed yourself then DK

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 04 Feb 2014, 16:17

Stephen
being absolutely honest, I couldn't fault a thing and I got 90% through the cocktail list

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 04 Feb 2014, 16:54

Dark Knight wrote:
I got 90% through the cocktail list

No staying power, some people.....

Welcome back, mate

Unread post by **Stephen** » 04 Feb 2014, 17:06

Dark Knight wrote:
Stephen
being absolutely honest, I couldn't fault a thing and I got 90% through the cocktail list

Lite weight...............was

What ship were you on

Unread post by **jacksparrow** » 04 Feb 2014, 19:08

Lets put it like this…. I am down to 145 lbs and have to loose at least another 14 due to doctors orders…. I think the auto spelling took the number out….

I see tinny is back from his jollies….

Unread post by **Onelife** » 04 Feb 2014, 20:23

Hi DarkestOne,

Sounds like you'll be in need of a good diet plan having put on that amount of weight

Not sure you'll be thinking the same but nice to see you back DK

Regards

Keith

Unread post by **RB1961** » 04 Feb 2014, 20:30

Hi all,

Weigh in today at work and I have lost 2lb. Pleased with that now 15 stone 11 1/2 lb.

Darknights....9lb well done...the sign of a good time.

RB

Unread post by **JenniC** » 07 Feb 2014, 18:11

1.7lbs this week, happy with that. Love Friday though.. It's wine night

Had a goal weight to reach by next Friday and despite, birthdays etc. in the last couple of weeks, where I lapsed a bit, I reckon I will make it. Then off to board Ventura to put it back on!! Actually, I don't normally over indulge on food in the Caribbean as it is so hot I eat loads of salads and fruit and I do a lot of walking, swimming etc. However, we do have a nice bottle of wine every night... Hey ho can't be good all the time..

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 07 Feb 2014, 18:51

Chinese banquet for tea last night and left overs for lunch

phew this dieting is hard work

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 08 Feb 2014, 08:45

12st 2lb 4oz this monring, down 14oz from last week - that's not bad considering I've only taken the bus once to work this week, so nothing like as much walking, and I've been indulging my appetite a bit too much as well.

Unread post by **Dancing Queen** » 09 Feb 2014, 08:49

Just 1 lb for me this week which I'm very disappointed with

I have probably been more careful of what I've eaten this week than any other .. I can't even blame it on the Vino as I haven't touched a drop since last Sunday maybe that is where I've gone wrong

Unread post by **JenniC** » 09 Feb 2014, 09:02

Dancing Queen wrote:
Just 1 lb for me this week which I'm very disappointed with

I have probably been more careful of what I've eaten this week than any other .. I can't even blame it on the Vino as I haven't touched a drop since last Sunday maybe that is where I've gone wrong

Hey Jo don't get disheartened all diets have weeks where you reach a plateau and a lb is better than nothing.. Well done

Unread post by **Kenmo1** » 09 Feb 2014, 09:09

There doesn't seem to be any logic to how much you lose each week, DQ. I'm like you in that when I try to be very good I am usually disappointed with the results and I have decided that most of the time my weight loss is due to how much exercise I get in the week rather than how careful I've been with food. This week it is a loss of one and half pounds so I'm happy with that.

As I said in a previous entry, most of my size 14s fit nicely but a few of the others fitted where they touched. Those are starting to fit better, thank goodness, but I'm sure that you find the same as me, that sizes vary so much from shop to shop even though they are listed as a 14. I usually find the 14 in a well known high street store quite generous on me but can pick up a 14 in another store and it is extremely tight fitting. Why can't they standardise sizes but I suppose the quality of the material, any stretch in it, whether it is lined etc can also make a difference to how it fits and feels on you.

Anyway, onwards and downwards, hopefully.

Maureen

Unread post by **Onelife** » 09 Feb 2014, 09:29

Good morning pinchers,

Looking back at some of the previous posts it looks like we're in for some excellent weight losses this week, alas l've not done so good this week having only lost one pound. Nethertheless that one lb has taken me below 13 stone which means just three more and l will have lost one stone.

Sorry l havn't been around to give you some encouragement this week but l've been laid up with my back which has been giving me quite a lot of jib, squeak squeak.

Remember pinchers.." tummy moving south, a little less by mouth"

Regards

Keith

Unread post by **Onelife** » 09 Feb 2014, 09:42

Hi Jo,

As Jenni has said you do have the odd week where nothing seems to budge but don't get down hearted as l'm sure next weeks weigh in will put a smile on your face

Besides, you've still lost a lb which has to be better than the 20 l lost on Saturday

Regards

keith

Unread post by **Dancing Queen** » 09 Feb 2014, 11:28

Yes I suppose one pound is better than 'no pounds' I'm just too impatient ..

Well done everyone

Unread post by **Susan Watt** » 09 Feb 2014, 12:07

I managed 3lb this week. Still managing to steer clear of chocolate and crisps which is my downfall.

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 09 Feb 2014, 15:41

well done porksters
Keefy well done on getting below 13st, you just need to get your stomach down below 5st and you will be laughing
keep going wobble bottom, soon be able to swim without greenpeace coming out to rescue you off the beach

Unread post by **Dancing Queen** » 09 Feb 2014, 16:17

Dark Knight wrote:
well done porksters
Keefy well done on getting below 13st, you just need to get your stomach down below 5st and you will be laughing
keep going wobble bottom, soon be able to swim without greenpeace coming out to rescue you off the beach

Less of the 'porksters' if you don't mind

Didn't I read a certain person had put about 9lbs on whilst indulging in all those lovely Caribbean Cocktails

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